Dallas x Jerry: Burning Love

Wow, What A Feeling

(This is 100% a joke don't come at me 😩)
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The air is filled with the scREEcHES of small children. Which would usually be music to DaLLy Winston's ears, but oh no not this time, cuz this time he was dragging out ~//J o h n n y C a d e//~ because that bitch burnin. Sweat rolled down the rEbEL greasers untrimmed eyebrows. His muscles rippling as he pulled that puppy boyTM by his greased weave towards the exit of the burning church. He would carry him bridal style but his arm is currently on fire and that shit hurted. The smol cinnamon roll puppy dog too pure for this world grease sCREECHED as Dallas continued to separate his broken spine even more. But he loves Dallas so it is ok~~~
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Dallas reached the exit and decided to y E ET Johnnycake out of the window. Jahnny let out a cry as he heavily hit the ground, but he then looked back at Dallas with pure love in his eyes. Dallas wuz glad that his baby boy cinnamon roll is safe. He climbed out of the church just as it committed not alive and crumbed to the ground. Terrified for his little Johnnycake he dASHED for the contorted body that was his uwu baby and held him close, not at all helping his crushed spine yiKes.
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Then all of a sudden time seemed to stop as a large sweaty hand touched Dally's arm //shivers owo//. Dallas was bout ready to FItE buT then when he looked up at the owner of the hand he stopped.
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He was beautiful...
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Kneeling beside him was the most captivating man he'd ever seen in his life. It seemed as though Jesus himself had sent him down from the heavens.
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"O-Oh my god! Someone get this kid help!" The thICC man stammered as he looked at the cinnamon roll uwu baby in Dally's arms. But Dallas wasn't paying attention, all he could think about was the mans black, slightly crooked, glasses. God he was h o t.
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Dallas has never felt this way before... he had felt something like this when he was pounding Johnny swEEt ass at Buck's. But this, this felt even stronger. Never had he ever felt such love and passion for a human being. He felt like he was the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen. Suddenly he couldn't help himself, he had to touch that thicc king. With trembling fingers he reached out and grazed the mystery mans hand. The beauty looked back up at him.
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"M-man, w-what's yo name, man. I'm Dallas, man."
The thiCc Greek god smiled a toothy grin. Wowie doodle what a fucking sight.
"Name's Jerry," the thicc legend leaned in close to Dally's ear and whispered, "Jerry Wood."
Jerry's hot breath ghosting over the elf greasers' face sent chills down his spine. It was then that Dally realized that jAHnny was being carried over to an ambulance, and Dally snapped out of the trance.
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"nO dON'T TaKE HIM!!" The elf boy roared. He was aNGeR. A strong hand firmly grasped his arm before he could take off to the ambulance. He was about readY to sOcK tHAT BITCH IN THE TRACHEA WhATS GOOD WHORE. But when he turned Jerry's eyes held so much emotion it made Dally's pp tingle.

"Stay here with me," Jerry purred. Elf boy was torn, should he chase after his uwu soft boy, or should he stay with this hot chunk of man in front of him.

"B-but t-the- they are t-taking him awaY," Elf whimpered, Jerry leaned in close and looked him in the eyes.

"I can give you so much more..." Jerry caressed Dally's sculpted face. He is such a good lover.
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Dallas let a tear stream down his face, then suddenly Jerry leaned in and kISsED hIM HO L Y S H I T. He felt shocks go through him as the gorgeous son of god named Jerry broke the kiss. It was magical.
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"I'll leave my wife for you, baby elf," Jerry cooed. The two then bounded over to Jerry's car, ignoring the yells of the poor soul Jerry called a wife. RIP in pieces. The lovers sped away from the rubble of the church. Ponybitch collapsed to the ground as he watched the elf boy leave. Oh dear. It seems he's been forgotten again.
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Dally's luscious unibrow fluttered in the wind as he and Jerry drove down the road into the sunset.

Wow, what a feeling.
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This took me about two hours to make please give me attention it is currently 2:00 AM and I am tired. I sincerely hope nobody from school finds this, this would be hard to explain...