EdWarD PiKEmaN x ThOMaS ThE DaNK Engine (editing and trying to finish)

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Thomas felt like a thomato. He didn't know what to do. Thomas never got stuck in these situations before. Sure he nearly died a couple of times but Thomas might truely die of Pikeman's sexiness.

Thomas felt drool trailing down his mouth. He tried to wipe it away but as a train that can talk and is blamed for everything he couldn't because he got no arms.

Pikeman pizzaface walked up to Thomas and KISSED him ON the LIPS!

Thomas was IN LOVE!!!! He began so stutter and blush a furious red that would put a James' coat of paint to shame. Pikeman chuckled and booped Thomas's nose (which has no used to boop because trains don't find that very seductive, but anyway).
"See you soon pretty boy." Pikeman smiled. He began to walk but Thomas spoke.
"But I can't get back on the rails..."
"Oh well then..." he pause with a bright spark in his eye looking directly at Thomas's.
"You are staying with me.." Pikeman's voice deepens making Thomas shiver (if that's even possible).
"O-okay." Thomas stuttered softly enough for Pikeman to hear.

Pikeman felt like an alpha of a pack, a leader of many and mainly just plain unstoppable! But Thomas felt different. He thought how weird it would be for PIKEMAN, THE MOST SEXIEST PIZZA MAN IN THE WORLD to enter a train but he didn't care. As long as he was with his love.

Thomas's fireman was scared a fuck. He didn't know what the flying fuck was going on (poor guy). His driver on the other hand was delighted! He loved to watch porn (mainly hentai and yoai/yuri) also he had an extreme ghost boner.

Pikeman's buddies felt like laughing and pissing themselves but if they did they would get in the shit with Pikeman so they stayed quiet.

Pikeman used his sexy powers to lift Thomas back to his camp (he didn't forget the dank memez). Thomas didn't know what he got himself into and his fireman has FUCKING PISSING HIMSELF BECAUSE HE WAS SCARED AS FUCK!! (Comment #savethefireman)

End of part 2