The fish

50 facts about me

Here's 50 things about me you may not know
1. I'm really short
2. My favourite show is Riverdale
3. I have liver problems
4. I draw my eyebrows on
5. I also glue on my eyelashes
6. I work at Pizza Hut
7. My friend and I are working on a series of documentaries about our school called the history of mysteries
8. Once I threw a pancake in the river
9. I had a strange virus in March of this year, I went to the doctors but never found out exactly what it was just that it was a virus. I had every symptom of early Ebola I shit you not and my sister wouldn't even eat at the same table as me and I eventually had to spend a few nights alone at my dads house (who wasn't even in town) because she didn't want to be in the same house as me
10. All my friends call me Casper and they can stfu bc I'm the second lightest foundation shade lmao
11. I enjoy dinosaur oatmeal
12. As I typed out number 11 I made eye contact with a childhood crush and cringed audibly
13. When I was little (like 4 probably maybe 3) I wrote fire diss tracks on my cousin and sister which I'll post after this because I remember them both perfectly lmao
14. I'm working on an essay rn but have spent half the time writing books on this app instead
15. I'm pretty sure I accidentally made a large number of people at my school believe that some kid had an oatmeal fetish
16. Once at a hotel pool I got stuck in a laundry basket at the bottom of the pool and almost drowned
17. I got in shit at school because of a potato once
18. My neighbour looks like me
19. One time when I was at my friends grandparents farm my friend killed caught a bunch of minnows and then left them out in the sun for like an hour so they died and then had a funeral for them (at the end he put them in a toy boat and floated them down the river)
20. I have really bad trypophobia
21. They did surgery on a grape
22. After I write an exam I blast "D Rose" by lil pump on the way home
23. I live in Canada
24. When I graduate high school I wanna walk past the hospitality teachers classroom blasting 'bitch lasagna' there might be a story about why I wanna do that eventually
25. I enjoy listening to lil peep, lil xan, and xxxtentacion
26. I have pretty bad acne
27. I have not one but two jawlines
28. I have a cousin who can predict the future through her dreams lmfao (a couple months ago I was at her house and we were out rlly late at night just walking around and shit when we started playing the vine of the ginger kid singing unwritten and screaming along to it and suddenly she starts freaking out saying a couple weeks before that she had a dream of this exact thing happening)
29. I hate avocados by themselves but I'm obsessed with avocado toast
30. I believe that water is the solution to everything
31. The future predicting dream cousin once threw a wooden toy train at my head and a few minutes later I blacked out for a minute and I was the one who got in trouble
32. When I'm older I wanna be a makeup artist, model, or chef
33. I got a squinkie castle for my seventh birthday
34. I'm already tracer
35. I quote vines every five seconds
36. My favourite colours are pink and yellow
37. One of my favourite songs is lettuce sandwich by lil skies but none of my friends will listen to it bc they don't like the name of the song
38. My favourite holiday is Halloween
39. My favourite thing from McDonald's is the big blue bag because it holds the most food
40. I enjoy oatmeal cookies
41. I live off of memes
42. I really really love pink drinks from Starbucks
43. I really want a Kermit stuffy
44. I got a Gucci romper at winners once lmao but I almost lit it on fire by accident
45. In the summer I almost got kicked out of Costco with I'm also gonna do an entire story on
46. I play the ukulele and I'm completely self taught
47. The oatmeal boy just sent me a Snapchat guys I'm really scared (see #15)
48. My parents got divorced when I was 5
49. The only time I ever got grounded as a kid (and I'm not even 100% sure if I did actually get grounded for this) was when my sister and I made friends at the dollar store and my mom was coming to get us to say it was time to go home and I threw this light up rubber caterpillar at her face because I didn't want to leave
50. I'm really hungry