Dignified. Noble. Formal. Proper.
Tellement bon!~
This is my daily life.
An etiquette household crowded by butlers, whose role is to serve me on the daily.
It's all about being precise and exact. That's what everyone sees us to be when they meet us. A wealthy family who has everything going for them. Affluent butlers who were tamed to be obedient, and their absolute best.
I am a graceful lady of leisure.
Of course, it goes without saying. My whole life I've been surrounded by important people. Mindless commoners have nothing against us. Obviously, they couldn't compare to us. We are the best of the best.
My shoes; shiny black shoes. My clothes; appropriate clean attire. My presence; poised and presentable. My dark brown hair; the smell of heaven. My dark brown eyes; attentive and observing.
This fortress of a house is my cocoon.
We are disciplined beyond what you expect. We be WOKE individuals. We are striking beings! We are---
"HIROKOO! whY ARE THERE HOLES IN MY UNDERWEAR?!?!" Sou yelled from their bedroom.
"HOW WOULD I KNOW, YOU DIMWIT? STOP YELLING!" He yelled back from the halls.
"WWHHHAAATT?!!!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU, SPEAK UUUPPPP!!!!"
"I SAAAAID, HOW WOULD I KNOOOOWWWW?!!!!!"
"DIDN'T YOU WASH OUR CLOTHES LAST TIMEEEEE??!!!!!!"
"WHY THE HECK WOULD I WANNA MAKE HOLES IN YOUR UNDERWEAAARRR??!!!!!"
"I DON'T KNOW, CAUSE' YOU'RE A CREEPY OLD MAAAANNNNN???!!!!!!!!!"
"DON'T BE STuuUUPIDDD!!!" Hiroko's voice cracked out of agitation.
"OKAAAYYY, JEEEEZZ YOU DON'T GOTTA YEEEELLL!!!"
"Both of you stop yelling..." Eiji talked to himself from the other side of the hall.
"WHAT WAS THAT EIJIIII?!!!! DID YOU JUST SAY TO SHUT MY ASS UUUUP?!!!!" Sou babbled out.
"STOP SHOUTING OUT CUSS WORDS! MISS ADDINGTON MIGHT HEAR YOOOUUU, DUMBASS!!!" Hiroko bellowed.
"SHE MIGHT HEAR MOOOO? WHY ARE YOU MOOING?!!!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I GO OVER THERE AND BEAT YOU WITH A WOODEN SPOON! YOU INTERRUPTED MY MONOLOGUE, SOU!!!" I shouted out at them from my bedroom door.
"BUT MIIIISSSS!--"
"DON'T MISSSS ME! BEFORE I GO OVER THERE AND TEACH YOU A LESSON! IM NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES!!! OL' WINNIE THE POOH HEADASS!!!!"
Now, where was I? ...OH! Right...we are CLEAN and CRISP to the core.
Shoes? Clean ass shoes. Clothes? Fly to the max. Hair? Has more volume than your depressedpacito. Hotel? Trivago. Insurance? Progressive. Internet service? AT&T.
Ye--
"WHERES MY BOWTIEEEEE?!!!!?" Sou hollered.
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The Ordinary Lifes of (indecorous) Butlers
Humor(A reverse harem?) A "rich" girl, named Bell Addington, who has "definitely ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING" going her way is enrolled into a new public school, only to be left dumbfounded over everything that holds in the future. She lives a "pretty normal"...
