Special: It's Not Like I Like You

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Okay, so, since I know you guys are all probably mad at me, I decided to do a special for you guys. Hope you like it!

Starfire was singing a random song to herself. Just kinda messing around with some notes when all of the sudden...

"Hey, that's pretty good", Ironhide says as he comes around the corner.

Starfire immediately goes on the defense. "Wha? No one asked you!"

Ironhide laughs before he starts singing, surprising Starfire.

"I've got myself just a little bit of love that I want to spend...
On you!
But baby, I'll never get that chance to dance that romance with you...
Oh no, cause you're always hitting" Starfire whacks him lightly, proving his point, "and kicking, and putting me down!
But I hope you don't mean what you say."

Starfire joins in, hoping that he wouldn't notice.

"But I keep seeing you sticking around,
Like I can't get enough so I stay,
And I wonder how my hand would feel intertwined with yours!"

Ironhide had tried to intertwine their hands. "As of now though", he sings.

"What are you doing?" Starfire questions.

"Nothing but closed doors", Ironhide continues to sing.
"My girl's a dere
Tsun tsun dere
Just saying hi gets me a punch in the face!
And if I should compliment her,
She starts to chase!"

Ironhide ran and hid in the training room, Starfire not far behind.

"Hey! That was a direct attack!"

"Oh, no the wild cat found my hiding place", Ironhide sings.

"Stupid octopus! Take it back!" Starfire was not amused. Ironhide laughs before walking down the hall, Starfire next to him. They were both silent for a moment.

"So, uh... How am I an earth octopus?" Ironhide was very confused.

"How am I an earth cat?" Starfire shoots back.

"Well, uh... Cats are cute...", Ironhide mumbles. However, Starfire was not amused and was trying to hide the fact that she was blushing.

"Wha? Go away!" Starfire quickly turns around and walks the other way.

Ironhide follows her and grabs her servo, making her stop.

"Can we get along?
You're so headstrong", Ironhide sings.

"There's no way,
Go away,
Now so long", Starfire responds as she yanks her servo away.

"Just talk to me,
and you will see", Ironhide says as he grabs her servo and pulls her close to him.

"That's not fair,
using flair,
ya dummy!" Even though she sang, Starfire was blushing and was breathless from how fast her spark was pounding.

"I've got myself just a little bit of love that I want to spend", Starfire sings. "On NOT you!
Cause baby, I'm afraid you'll say that it's not okay with you.
O-oh, cause you're always laughing, and joking; you look like a clown.
But I hope that you mean what you say.
And I wonder what you would think.
If I let my pride down,
let it sink,
could we hold hands, kiss?
Live our lives in gentle bliss?"

"We could", Ironhide says as he comes up behind her. She gasps and shoves him. They were undercover in their holoforms right now.

"Wha? I'm not talking about you!
You're not my prince in this!!
I'm not a dere
Tsun tsundere
I have a jello heart,
I'm not that mean!" She pauses for a second.
"I'm not blushing,
I was just rushing,
and forgot the sunscreen!"

Ironhide laughs before speaking. "Your smiles really cute though."

"You'll never see it from underneath my pigtails!" Starfire pulled her pigtails in front of her mouth.

Ironhide sighs before turning away. "Alright, just wanted to let you..."

Starfire gasps slightly and goes after him, tugging on the back of the shirt he was wearing.

"U-um... Hey..."

"Yeah?"

"Um..."

"Are you okay?"

"U-um.. Uh.. Yeah... um.. well...", Starfire laughs nervously before singing.

"Hey, hey, are you free, free today?"

"Oh, ho, ho, why do you want to know?" Ironhide was smirking.

"It's not like I LIKE you, okay?"

"Alright, cool, where do you want to go?", Ironhide smiles. "We could rent a boat and sail. Find a bunny, and feed it some juicy kale!"

Starfire was not impressed. "No, that sounds really stupid."

"Okay, well how about a
Classy dinner by candlelight.
Or scary stories til midnight,
so that I could hold you tight", Ironhide smirks.

"And get energon on me? No way!" Starfire sighs.
"Ooookay, I think you're a little dense.
I really don't like all this talk,
you have in the present
ba ba da ba da.
So listen here, buddy,
It's all just a big fantasy,
you see inside of your head!
No! So just say goodbye!!!"

Ironhide sighs. "Whatever."

"Ba ba da ba da!"

They then both start sing their versions of the tsundere part until Ironhide gets to the end of his portion.

"Hey, I can kick your butt even in this dress!"

Ironhide groans. "Argh, I digress, so let's just go to the park, I guess?"

"Psh. You wouldn't even know what to bring", Starfire mutters.

"Oh, come on, will you please just say yes?", Ironhide begs.

"Fine, baka tako. It's not like I'll enjoy it or anything!" After Ironhide walks off after her last sentence, she giggles. She grins and smiles for the rest of the day when she WASN'T around Ironhide.

THE END

Hope you guys enjoyed this!! I know it's not a happy ending of the overall book but I did give you guys a special so... deal with it.

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