I'm a bitch that happens to be a witch. (vampire diaries fan fiction)

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First I check in on Caroline to see if Elena is with her, she isn't but Tyler is. I watch the tv in front of me that is now magically charmed to show what one person is doing. Tyler then kisses Caroline!

"What! They are together and they didn't tell me?" I say out loud to myself. I will give them 3 days to tell me or I will be pissed, especially if everyone else knows. I right it down on a piece of paper under Caroline's name and then under Tyler's name. I flick over to elena who is now with Damon taking a walk down Main Street.

"You know I do miss you" she says. My jaw hits the floor.

"I loved you and you broke my heart!" Damon says.

"I loved you but it wasn't right, nothing was right!" Maybe once it's over with Arielle, you and I could..." She trails off.

"Who knows when it will be over with Arielle." Damon says. I quickly scribble down what is happening under there names. I keep flicking from person to person but that is all I can get for now. I will check back later though. I decide to call klaus so he can get Audrey to tell me more about her plan.

"Hey klaus, can you tell Audrey to meet me at the grill in 30 minutes. If she isn't there any deal that could have been made will never happen." I say.

"Wait, your actually thinking of doing it?" He asks in disbelieve.

"Just because I'm thinking about it doesn't mean that I will, calm yourself." I say and hang up. Just as Damon walks through the door.

"Where did you go?" I ask. Even though I already know.

"Just out for a hunt. I decided to find a chipmunk. I was kinda craving it" he says walking to the kitchen. I follow.

"Really? Because you don't smell like blood." I say.

"I never found one." He says.

"Your a terrible liar." I say.

"What do you mean?" He asks.

"Well, I have a great nose, better than yours, almost dog like and well you smell like someone and I can't put my nose on it quite yet." I say sniffing around and he does smell like Elena, and I do have a better nose then him.

"Well I honestly have no idea what your talking about, I was in the forest looking for chipmunks." He says. I then lose it. I storm to the front door with him following behind me.

"I thought we were an open book Damon!" I yell I open the door step to the other side and just before I slam the door in his face, I give him a very nice hand gesture using my middle finger telling him Fuck You! I then hop in my car heading off to the grill. I get there early by a few minutes and head inside and to the bar to talk to Matt.

"You know maybe I should date a human again!" I tell Matt before he even knows it's me.

"Well hello to you to!" He says.

"Damon can be just such a, such a dick!" I say in frustration. Matt takes my hand.

"You guys are perfect together and you always get through these things, don't you worry!" He says and then let's go and gives the old guy with no teeth and no hair and the end of the bar his drink. He takes it with shaky hands and takes a sip.

"So what happened this time?" He asks.

"I don't want to talk about it." I say.

"So what do you want to talk about?" He asks.

"Talk about the drink I'm about to order. Can I get a vodka, straight." I say. He nods his head

"I'll just bring you the bottle." He says going to grab it. That's when the chimes on the door chime and I look over to see Audrey walk in. She walks over to me all dressed in black. Matt brings over the bottle and I grab it