How To Flirt Your Way Through High School

When You Hate People

So, like many people on the beautiful internet, i hate people. My friends have a joke about it, but really its true.

In life, there are just generally people that you will immensely dislike, that's how life goes, and i've come up with a few tips, that i personally use, for when you have to deal with those people i just can't stand.

At my school, there are a small bunch of people i just don't like. There's a teacher, a senior and a workmate. Ill start with the most common;

The Teacher That You Just Don't Like~

For one of my favourite subjects, i have the worst teacher. She is annoying and patronizing, and just doesn't do a good job at teaching us what we need to learn. She also, doesn't particularly like me. So when i have to deal with her, in class or just around, i tend to act as the best me i can be. These kinds of teachers seem to hate it when you have something really great happening in your life. For my situation, auditions and shows. So when that certain teacher is in ear shot i will talk about the show im doing, the great audition i have or just do all my work so well that she is forced to be nice to me, and show me praise.

This works really well because 1. They don't have a reason to get mad at you, and 2. Have to show some interest, or pride in what youre doing.

So remember: Best Me I Can Be!!

Next, the older classmate.

At my school, we have a bunch of classes that are mixed year levels, this means i do classes with students older and younger than me. In one of my classes, i have to put up with a senior that i cannot stand. She, who will not be named, thinks she is better than everyone, because of her age and how long she has been there. Now, she also doesn't really realise that i have a problem with her. So when, a few weeks ago, she asked me my opinion on what she had done, i didn't know how to answer.

The way to deal with these kinds of people is simple. Ignore them. (Or kill them) ((ok not that)).

It may be hard to simply block them out, when you have to work together, but you can find a way. If that doesn't work, stab them and then eat pizza.

The third example i have is

The workmate who never does anything but always get the credit.

I have a small job cleaning, and at the work place there is one lady who never tidies up after herself!

She complains when i do something wrong, and tells me how to job, yet she makes all the messes i have to clean up, and never really does anything useful. If you are dealing with someone like this, someone who hardly does anything but gets all the tips at the end of the night or simply a project partner who doesn't do the work but has their name on the paper, we are in the same boat.

There are a few ways of dealing with this of course, depending on the situation. If its a workmate, you can either talk to the boss or talk to the person. Either way, the person will hopefully see their mistakes and change, or get fired!

If its your partner in your science project then you also have to do the same thing. Talk to the person, or ask to swap partners. Chances are, youre not the only person in the class with a slack partner. Swap, and then you'll get the marks and they wont!

If all else fails: sabotage!

Mess up the order or whatever your workmate should be doing, don't do any work on the project and they'll fail! Its mean, but sometimes its the only way!

So remember:

1. Duh, its totally ok to hate people, theyre stupid.

2. Always be the best me!! (It will piss off all of your enemies)

and 3. Sabotage works😝

xx