Bella~ my telepathy skills work so good!
Narrator~ NOOO YOUR ON THE PLANE BELLA!
Bella~ whoops?
Narrator~ Bella and Edward go on their private jet to go home to crappy forks :3
Vampire god :3~ when suddenly a derpy bird flys Into the screen an makes the driver loose control
Narrator~ NOO THEIR FINE! Bella and Edwards plane does not crash, vampire god :3 has to go on a business trip for 10000 years and Bella and Edward make it home safe :3
Vampire god :3~ NUUUHHHHH NOT AGAINNNN
Bella~ baiiiiii👋
Edward~ 👏
Narrator~ so Bella an Edward are home now?
Bella~ Rosalie :D
Rosalie~ Bella :D
Bella~ D: Help meh
*edward grabs knife out*
Rosalie~ NUUUHHHHH don't kill her!!!
Alice~ ROSALIE SHE WILL DIE D:
Bella~ TO BAD! DID ANYONE STOP AND ASK WHAT I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS?
Narrator~ Edward puts his finger on Bella's mouth
Edward~ shhhhh your injured
Bella~ D:
Edward~ :O
Bella~ we're keeping the baby :)
Narrator~ weeks past and skeletor... I mean Bella *cough cough* became a skeleton
Bella~ I'm dieing *breathes heavily*
Edward~ :O
Cullens~ :O
Narrator~ suddenly Jacob bursts through the door for no exact reason
Jacob~ HAAAAYYYYY GURLFRAND, HEARD Y'ALL MADE OUT AND GOT BELLA PREGNANT :D
Carlisle~ actually Bella and Edward did it
Jacob~ :O
Bella~ :O
Edward~ :O
Cullens~ :O
Jacob~ let's see Bella
Narrator~ Bella stands up showing her disgusting body that makes me want to puke :)
Edward~ ewwwwww sit down! Sit down! Shield your eyes! SIT DOWN!!!! *vomits somehow*
Bella~ D:
Jacob~ :D
Cullens~ ugh gross Bella SIT DOWN EWWWWWWWW *they vomit somehow*
Jacob~ OMFG THAT'S SO GROSS BELLA! YOUR GONNA DIE UGLY!
Bella~ :I IMMA DERP
Jacob~ :I
Edward~ :I
Cullens~ :I
Everyone~ YAYYYYY DERPY LEECHES
narrator~ anyway, Bella sits down before she makes Someone vomit to death
Jacob~ mmmmmmhmmmmmm
Edward~ that's a good idea Jacob
Jacob~ UGH GET OUTTA MAH BRAIN LEECH..... YAYYYY LEECHES
Carlisle~ what is it Edward?
Edward~ Bella needs blood
Bella~ :O
Jacob~ :I
Cullens~ :O
Rosalie~ :I
Edward~ :D
Carlisle~ ill be back bitches
Narrator~ so Carlisle walks off to get blood for Bella
Batman~ *really cool voice* I'm batman
Jacob~ :O Bruce Wayne! (I think that's it xD)
Batman~ NUUUHHHH IT'S FRICKEN BATMAN
Jacob~ D:
Edward~ batman, the towns people need you, go do your job!
Batman~ D: IMMA COMMIN PEEPS
Bella~ D:
Carlisle~ there's no more blood in the attic..... someone..... drank it
Narrator~ D: Carlisle how could you
Carlisle~ I WAS JUST SO THIRSTY AND D:
Bella~ GET ME BLOOD BITCHES
Narrator~ Carlisle goes and finds blood and brings it back to Bella
Bella~ mmmmhmmmmm blood
Narrator~ *vomits* Bella drinks te blood
Edward~ can I have some?
Bella~ no who do you think you are!
Edward~ :o your husband
Bella~ to bad :D
Edward~ D:
Narrator~ days past and past and Bella just got uglier by the second
Bella~ mah cup! *stand up*
Narrator~ being the clutz Bella is she drops the cup an goes to pick it up, but her back cracks and goes the wrong way *vomits*
Bella~ IM IN LABOUR AHHHHHHGGHGGGHGGGGHGGHGGHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHGHGHGJGGHGGHGHGHGGHHHHHGGGGGGHGHH
Edward~ ahhhhhhgghjghgghgghgghghhhhhhhgggggg
Narrator~ let's skip this disgusting part that no body wants to here about
*3 days later*
Bella~ IMMA WAKE!!!!
Edward~ darn
Bella~ :O
Edward~ let's hunnttttt or you'll kill our daughter
Bella~ :O ok
Narrator~ so Bella and Edward leave to go hunt
Bella~ let's go kill some humans! Woo
Edward~ animals
Bella~ ugh! fine
Narrator~ so Edward and Bella go hunting and come back 4 hours later :3
Bella~ RENESMEE
renesmee~ MAMA I CAN TALK :D
Bella~ D:
Narrator~ Bella holds renesmee next to Edward when Jacob comes up behind them
Jacob~ OMG SHE'S SO HOT!...... can I make out with your infant?
Bella~ :O nuh *slaps jake* YOU IMPRINTED ON MAH DAUGHTER!?
Jacob~ yush :3
Bella~ oh, ok :3
Narrator~ so everything started going into place, the volturi accepted Bella's status but they would want proof soon, the only thing we are worried about is time....... so I'm gonna leave y'all on a cliff hanger :3
YOU ARE READING
Twilight spoof
HumorRead it or you'll never know :O // I wrote this when I was like 12 so it's pretty shit
