Ok so I decided to add one more chapter then this book is completed thanks for reading my story and enjoy this chapter
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Bella~ noooooo *head gets ripped off*
Edward~ yesssssss *head gets ripped off*
Rosalie~ LOVE YOU RENESMEE- AHHHHHHH *head gets ripped off*
Emmett~ WAIT WAIT WAIT!
Caius~ ugh! what do you want!?
Emmett~ I want to say a dirty joke :3
Caius~ oh yes. enlighten me *rolls eyes*
Emmett~ What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Caius~ idk and idc
Aro~ hush caius
Emmett~ Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
Aro~ BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJJAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH*laughs for 8 minutes*
Everyone~ ........
Emmett~ nowowowoowowlwowiwowowowowowo
Narrator~ FINALLY! Now TE cullens attack the volturi :O but Bella, hot Edward and Rosalie are dead D:
Bella~ I'm not dead :D *stands up* y'all didn't burn me :D *looks around* D: EDWARDDDDDDDDDD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *goes and rips Aros head off* easy as pie ;)
Rosalie~ ain't no body got time for this *stands up*
Edward~ ... I can't move ....
Narrator~ well the cullens continue to attack the volturi, then Benjamin doesn't make a crack in the ground instead, he makes a tornado that takes the volturi away
Everyone~ yay :D
Narrator~ suddenly everyone but Jacob and Renesmee die
Renesmee~ MOMA! NOOOOOO
Edward~ what about me D:
Renesmee~ screw you *walks off*
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Narrator~ at the graves, where even Edward lays :(
Renesmee~ mum was only 21 and dad was...... Ewwwww 113 when he died EWWWWWW MY DADS A PEDOPHILE YUCLCKCKCKKCKCKCKCKCKCLCKCK
Jacob~ well at least we have each other *put hand on Renesmees shoulder*
Renesmee~ you know you imprinted on me, right? *walks away like beyoncé*
Jacob~ D: *died* X.X
Renesmee~ JACOOOOOBBBBB IM HUNGRYYYYYYYYY
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Narrator~ in hell :)
Bella~ jake? WHY'D YOU LEAVE RENESMEE?
Edward~ ;D Bella let's go somewhere special
Bella~ I'd like tht bby
Jake~ gross I'm going. BAI BITCHES *alive* O.O
Renesmee~ JAKEKKEKSKAKKEKAKEKE IM HUNGRYYRRYRYRERUYUHRYY!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!11
Jacob~ OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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Narrator~ Now this is the end of the book, goodbye.
Bella~ BAI :D
Edward~ BAI :3
Renesmee~ biaiaiaiaiaiiaaia yalllll :3
Jacob~ bye yo :3
Everyone~ ... Just no ...
Rosalie~ bia :)
Emmett~ what did? * laughs at the though of joke* bye *laughin like mad now*
Alice~ adios amigos :D
Jasper~ bye..... :|
Esme~ Bye dearies :3
Carlisle~ BIA CX
Aro~ bye dear ones :)
Caius~ goodbye, don't come back >:(
Marcus~ bye :/
Jane~ SEEEWYAYAYAYAYAY :D
Bella~ HIGH FIVE JANE *high fives jane*
Alec~ seeyatayatyatayatyatata :3
Benjamin~ byeyeywyyeywyewyeyeyeyeyeyyewyeyeyeyey :>)
Tia~ bya.... :)
Vampire god :3~ seeeeeeyoiuuuuuuuuu :3
Weird perv~ byeeee
Charlie~ bye.... obey the traffic laws -.-
Billy~ SCREW U VAMPIRES I AIN'T SAYING GOODBYE D:<
Seth~ I was useless but BAIAIAIAIAI BUDDEH :3
Narrator~ I got you to say bye cause your cute ;)
Seth~ i don't even know if your a girl...
Narrator~ ;3 take a guess bby
Seth~ a gay guy
Narrator~ correct :D
Seth~...
Narrator~ come over tonight and we cou-
Edward~ that's enough for today, thank you for reading this story and goodbye
Narrator~ tht was m job.....
Bella & Edward~ to bad!
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Twilight spoof
HumorRead it or you'll never know :O // I wrote this when I was like 12 so it's pretty shit