*Bella walks down isle*
Bella~ OHMAHGOSH DAD I PEED MAH PANTS
Charlie~ WTF? EEWWWWWWW YOUR A DISGRACE
Bella~ thanks you :3
*bella sees Edward*
Edward~ OHMAHGOSH YOU HAVE A PEE STAIN ON YOUR PANTS :O
Bella~ :O
Everyone~ :O
Weird perv~ :3 yayyyyy
Bella~ EDWARD LETS HAVE SEX NOW WE'RE MARRIED!!!
Edward~ ewwwwww no you have pee all over your dress :O
Bella~ :( YAYYYYYYYY :D
Edward~ what?
Bella~ what?
Everyone~ what?
Weird perv~ Yayyyyyy :D
Everyone~ -.-
Priest~ OMG LETS START ALL READY!!!
Edward~ no, I'm leaving :3
Bella~ :O :( not again!!!!
Edward~ after we get married ;3
Priest~ ummmm ok, repeat after me..... 'blah blah blah blah blah'
Edward~ blah blah blah blah blah?
Priest~ yush :3, now Bella
Bella~ BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH :D
Priest~ now you both say I do :3
Edward~ I do :)
Bella~ you and priest do? D: how could you
Edward~ just say I do -_-
Bella~ I do?
Priest~ yushhhhhh, now kisssssss
Weird perv~ WHOOP WHOOP
everyone~ *claps*
priest~ DE CWUNCH :3
Everyone~ What?
Bella~ yay we at after party now, we randomly came here with my telepathy powers :D
Edward~ Bella..... your so stupid
Bella~ why thank you
Edward~ ..... why are you my mate
Vampire god :3~ cause I'm radical
Edward~ BELLA JACOB JUST ARRIVED, WAIT HERE WHILE I KILL HIM!!!
Bella~ NUUUUHHHHHHH!!!! I'm Switzerland D: and without Jacob I will be.... AUSTRALIA D: all alone out at sea :(
Edward~ fine go dance with him out the front, I will steal Rosalie from Emmett
Bella~ huh, easy wasn't it
*bella goes to jacob*
Jacob~ heyyyyy gurlfrand :3
Bella~ heyyyy guyfrand :3
*dances*
Jacob~ just enjoying your last night as a human
Bella~ NUUUHHHHH AFTER MAH HONEYMOON, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE MAH HONEYMOON IN PAIN!!!
Jacob~ ohhhh have fun.... wait that's a funny joke :3 he will kill you
Bella~ omfg! I will be a leech :3
Jacob~ yush you will :3
Bella and Jacob~ YAYYYYYY LEECHES
Jacob~ now I have to kill you
*Jacob grabs knife out*
Bella~ :O
*Edward runs over*
Jacob~ Heyyyyy guyfrand
Edward~ heyyyy gurlfrand, why you tryin to kill mah bride? :3
Jacob~ cause she gonna be a leech :D
Bella, Edward and Jacob~ YAYYYYYYY LEECHES
*Carlisle, Esme, Alice, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett come*
Cullens~ what?
Bella~ Imma be a leech :3
Alice~ OHMAHGOSH I KNOW! I SAW YOU SPARKLING WITH YOUR BABY WHEN I WENT INTO BREAKING DAWN PART 2 :3
Rosalie~ what?
Jasper~ let's all make out!
Jacob~ I thought that we just did :O
Everyone~ :O
*everyone makes out for 5 minutes*
Edward~ baiiiii gurlfrand, let's go back to party now guyssssss
Jacob~ baiiiiiii guyfrand :3
*jacob walks away like an idiot*
Alice~ OMFG EDWARD YOU RUINED DA STOREH D:
Everyone~ D:
Edward~ Yayyyyy! Bella isn't gonna die tonight :3
Bella~ D: but gurlfrand said I would
Rosalie~ to bad :3
*everyone walks to after party again*
Charlie~ :O you guys maked out?
The cullens~ yush
Charlie~ :O even Bella?
Bella~ yush :3
Charlie, sue and billy~ :O
Bella~ :3 Jacob was there too
Billy~ :O did he make out with you guys too?
Bella~ I though I just said that....
Billy~ :3
Bella~ omg now we are randomly in different clothes and out the front and everyone is standing here saying goodbye :O my awesome telepathy just gets better :3
Edward~ curse you vampire god :3
Vampire god :3~ love you too Edward :3
Bella~ :O you and the vampire god :3 are dating?
Vampire god~ -.- no I'm your future son *looks around* bye *disappears*
Bella~ I'm not so convinced :/
Renee~ BELLA :3 I WUV YOUUUUUU
Bella~ D: get in the carrrrrrrr quickkkkk Edwardddddd
Edward~ AHHHHHHHH QUICK BELLA GET IN THE CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
*rrrrrr goes on for 1 minute*
Everyone~ ._.
Renee~ but-
Bella~ baiiiii love yallllllllll
Renee~ yayyyy
Bella~ no not you
*Bella gets in car with Edward*
Edward~ ready for tonight ;)
Bella~ ready than I will ever be :3
YOU ARE READING
Twilight spoof
ComédieRead it or you'll never know :O // I wrote this when I was like 12 so it's pretty shit
