rewritten as of 12/13/19
Cory:
-he wants to fucking cry
-poor soft boi
-but you can handle your own
-"smile for me lil mama"
-"say something funny"
-"uh-u-"
-"ehnt"
-the others are laughing their asses off
-Cory knows you're his and that you wouldn't cheat.
Curtits;
-he a tall lanky boyo
-he can kick some serious ass
-but when it comes to cat-calling...
-this bitch wimps out
-you're awkward and it's probably one of the others that saves you. Sorry, Curtis.
Judah;
-lmao this bitch salty
-"okay I think we're done here"
-"let me take u out pretty lil lady"
-"I'm not pretty. What the fu-"
-you really don't get the pretty part
-jk you are all BEAUTIFUL AS FUCK
-"as I just said we're fucking done here"
-cuddles later
-he knows you're his so it's all good
Thomass;
-not on his watch
-it doesn't happen because the HiCkEyS
-no but seriously everyone knows flirting with you is playing with a fucking fire
-so they don't
-no matter how pretty you are they don't
-satisfied Eats™️
Tiera;
-it's mostly dudes
-she doesn't worry bc gAy
-if you're a straight male ignore those last two.
-"hey girl let me feel u"
-that one is @ whoever you want it to be if ur a girl
-"Ew"
-"you and your friend and I could have A threesome"
-"ew bitch get out our way"
Nikki Scuba;
-she will bEat a bITCH
-"you talking to my girl?"
-*cue screams*
-"YOU GO NIKKI PULL HER UGLY ASS HAIr"
-again if you're a dude ignore some of this
-Nikki; 10000
-other bitch; 0
Graham Cracker;
-he cries
-where ever you are he cries
-because that's hIS girl/boy/person
-while the others comfort him you're off being uncomfortable with the sexualness of this dude
-he's a fuckboi
-we all feel it
-"leave me the fUCK ALONE YOU ASSWIPE FUCKFACE SHITHEAD"
-y/n snapped???
-i think yES
-your yelling attracts the fuckbois mom
-what a fun conversation
-y/n; 100
-fuckface; 0
Davey ArmWEAK;
- you saw the name at the top u already know
-Davey has a hard time protecting you
-tho you know he'd take a bullet as would you
-so Woody hangs around or Eats
-to help him protect
-he try to protecc
-he will attacc
-but most importantly of all
In real life he's named after a SNACC
