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-Percy Jackson changed his name to Persassy-

Persassy- Ohhhh snap. I'm giving Drew a run for her money. *puts on wig and preppy clothes*

-Travis Stoll, Leo Valdez, and 3564 others like this post-

Comments-

Hazel Levesque- What the schist percy?

Jason Grace- Isn't annabeth supposed to say that?

Hazel Levesque- *points to Annabeth*

Annabeth Chase- I'm a purdy Pickle. Who's a purdy pickle? I am i am! DIE POTATO!

Potato- ahhhhhh nooooo *squashed by Annabeths foot*

Jason Grace- Continue.

Persassy- LYK HEWS PERCY? It's PERSASSY now gurlfriend. *snap*

Drew Takana- ......

Drew Takana- YOU RUINED IT.

Persassy- Hunny, it was ruined when you did it. Mmmhhmmm uhuh. *major ducklips*

Drew Takana- oh yeah well *snaps fingers in z formation, butt rotation, and hair circulation.*

Persassy- oh. My. Gods. NO. Don't you snap your fingers in z formation, butt rotation, hair circulation at ME. *goes all pert* DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!! It's PERSASSY! SASSYNESS ACTIVATE! *swirls like a ballerina.* 

Hazel Levesque- Uhm, well.... I don't know what to say now so. Um. Yeah..

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-Posideon changed his name to Posideon the Sassy-

-Persassy, THEHOTTEST, and 5382 others like this-

Comments-

Athena hates Percabeth- Um, Posideon, what are you doing?

Posideon the Sassy- I'm getting my sass on! *ducklips and hand gestures*

Posideon the Sassy- I'm getting with the cool kids.  MPEG-1 Layer-3 audio, swagger, hashbrown selfie. Am I right?

Hazel Levesque-

Hazel Levesque- Yeah!

Piper Mc Lean- Acctually you guys-

Hazel Levesque- *looks at Piper*

Posideon the Sassy- *Looks at Piper*

Piper Mc Lean- You know what, nevermind.

Frank Zhang- What the Hades is a  MPEG-1 Layer-3 audio?

Leo Valdez- I think it mean 'Mp3 player.'

Frank Zhang- oh.....

Frank Zhang- Whats an Mp3 player?

Leo Valdez- Nobody knows.

Frank Zhang- Is it like a radio or what?

Leo Valdez- I think it's more like a thing you use to cook.

Frank Zhang-  ..... Yeah that makes sense.

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-Kronos updated his status-

Kronos- WHERETHEHADESISTHESPACEBAR

-Posideon the Sassy, Zeus, and 453 others like this post-

Comments-

Zeus- Hi daddy! :D

Kronos- HELLOSONWHERETHEHADESISTHESPACEBAR

Hades- You called me, father?

Posideon the Sassy- Lol father you are so technologically dumb. Hashbrown am I right.

Hazel Levesque- Hashbrown Yeah! Lol

Zeus- Daddy can I have more money?

Kronos- IJUSTWANTTOKNOWWHEREINTARTARUSTHESPACEBARIS

Tartarus- It's not here.

Piper Mc Lean- Am I the only sane one????

Persassy- Oooo she tryna get Persassy! Check you girlfriend.

Jason Grace- I am

Piper Mc Lean- Oh thank gods im not the only sane one.

Jason Grace- Opps I hit enter early. I am SUPERMAN! Do you need help defesnless citizen?

Piper Mc Lean- WHAT THE LEO IS HAPPENING???????

Leo Valdez- YES ITS LEO FRIKEN VALDEZ AND IM ON FIYA BABY!

Piper Mc Lean- *backs into corner*

Frank Zhang-  Hey check it out. I TURNED INTO NAYN THE POPTART CAT!

Clarisse La Rue- I AM PRINCESS PINK PERFECTION!

Piper Mc Lean-  *passes out*

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Piper Mc ean updated her status-

Piper Mc Lean- Survival Journal Entry Day #1~ I am under a bed hoping no crazed people will find me or Miss Pretty. Isn't that right Miss Pretty. Ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha.

-THEHOTTEST, Connor Stoll, and 532 others like this post-

Comments-

Connor Stoll- Hey everybody thanks for going along with our prank to drive Piper of the deep end, it so worked!

Persassy- You idiot you posted this on her wall.

Annabeth Chase- But it was still fun! And bonus, we get to see her beat up the Stolls!

Piper Mc Lean- A. Prank?! heh heh ha. ha. heh. heh. ha.

Leo Valdez- You okay Piper?

Jason Grace- And 3...

Jason Grace- 2.....

Jason Grace- 1....... *takes out video camera*

Piper Mc Lean- AHHHHH I AM GONNA FRIKEN THROW YOU INTO TARTARUS STOLLS!

Travis Stoll- Run?

Connor Stoll- After you

-Connor and Travis Stoll log of and get the fahk away from Piper-

Me- *Gives Piper a comically large hammer* To make things interesting...

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Well, that's all for tonight folks! Until next time. Did you guys catch the reference to Asdf movie? No? Alright then, netflix needs me.

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