-Percy Jackson changed his name to Persassy-
Persassy- Ohhhh snap. I'm giving Drew a run for her money. *puts on wig and preppy clothes*
-Travis Stoll, Leo Valdez, and 3564 others like this post-
Comments-
Hazel Levesque- What the schist percy?
Jason Grace- Isn't annabeth supposed to say that?
Hazel Levesque- *points to Annabeth*
Annabeth Chase- I'm a purdy Pickle. Who's a purdy pickle? I am i am! DIE POTATO!
Potato- ahhhhhh nooooo *squashed by Annabeths foot*
Jason Grace- Continue.
Persassy- LYK HEWS PERCY? It's PERSASSY now gurlfriend. *snap*
Drew Takana- ......
Drew Takana- YOU RUINED IT.
Persassy- Hunny, it was ruined when you did it. Mmmhhmmm uhuh. *major ducklips*
Drew Takana- oh yeah well *snaps fingers in z formation, butt rotation, and hair circulation.*
Persassy- oh. My. Gods. NO. Don't you snap your fingers in z formation, butt rotation, hair circulation at ME. *goes all pert* DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!! It's PERSASSY! SASSYNESS ACTIVATE! *swirls like a ballerina.*
Hazel Levesque- Uhm, well.... I don't know what to say now so. Um. Yeah..
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-Posideon changed his name to Posideon the Sassy-
-Persassy, THEHOTTEST, and 5382 others like this-
Comments-
Athena hates Percabeth- Um, Posideon, what are you doing?
Posideon the Sassy- I'm getting my sass on! *ducklips and hand gestures*
Posideon the Sassy- I'm getting with the cool kids. MPEG-1 Layer-3 audio, swagger, hashbrown selfie. Am I right?
Hazel Levesque-
Hazel Levesque- Yeah!
Piper Mc Lean- Acctually you guys-
Hazel Levesque- *looks at Piper*
Posideon the Sassy- *Looks at Piper*
Piper Mc Lean- You know what, nevermind.
Frank Zhang- What the Hades is a MPEG-1 Layer-3 audio?
Leo Valdez- I think it mean 'Mp3 player.'
Frank Zhang- oh.....
Frank Zhang- Whats an Mp3 player?
Leo Valdez- Nobody knows.
Frank Zhang- Is it like a radio or what?
Leo Valdez- I think it's more like a thing you use to cook.
Frank Zhang- ..... Yeah that makes sense.
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-Kronos updated his status-
Kronos- WHERETHEHADESISTHESPACEBAR
-Posideon the Sassy, Zeus, and 453 others like this post-
Comments-
Zeus- Hi daddy! :D
Kronos- HELLOSONWHERETHEHADESISTHESPACEBAR
Hades- You called me, father?
Posideon the Sassy- Lol father you are so technologically dumb. Hashbrown am I right.
Hazel Levesque- Hashbrown Yeah! Lol
Zeus- Daddy can I have more money?
Kronos- IJUSTWANTTOKNOWWHEREINTARTARUSTHESPACEBARIS
Tartarus- It's not here.
Piper Mc Lean- Am I the only sane one????
Persassy- Oooo she tryna get Persassy! Check you girlfriend.
Jason Grace- I am
Piper Mc Lean- Oh thank gods im not the only sane one.
Jason Grace- Opps I hit enter early. I am SUPERMAN! Do you need help defesnless citizen?
Piper Mc Lean- WHAT THE LEO IS HAPPENING???????
Leo Valdez- YES ITS LEO FRIKEN VALDEZ AND IM ON FIYA BABY!
Piper Mc Lean- *backs into corner*
Frank Zhang- Hey check it out. I TURNED INTO NAYN THE POPTART CAT!
Clarisse La Rue- I AM PRINCESS PINK PERFECTION!
Piper Mc Lean- *passes out*
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Piper Mc ean updated her status-
Piper Mc Lean- Survival Journal Entry Day #1~ I am under a bed hoping no crazed people will find me or Miss Pretty. Isn't that right Miss Pretty. Ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha.
-THEHOTTEST, Connor Stoll, and 532 others like this post-
Comments-
Connor Stoll- Hey everybody thanks for going along with our prank to drive Piper of the deep end, it so worked!
Persassy- You idiot you posted this on her wall.
Annabeth Chase- But it was still fun! And bonus, we get to see her beat up the Stolls!
Piper Mc Lean- A. Prank?! heh heh ha. ha. heh. heh. ha.
Leo Valdez- You okay Piper?
Jason Grace- And 3...
Jason Grace- 2.....
Jason Grace- 1....... *takes out video camera*
Piper Mc Lean- AHHHHH I AM GONNA FRIKEN THROW YOU INTO TARTARUS STOLLS!
Travis Stoll- Run?
Connor Stoll- After you
-Connor and Travis Stoll log of and get the fahk away from Piper-
Me- *Gives Piper a comically large hammer* To make things interesting...
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