Shit post

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Maz: Ass eater!
Uni: Cock sucker!
Maz: Pussy licker!
Uni: Whore!
Maz: Bastard!
Uni: Fuck wad!
Maz: Shit head!
Uni: Cock blocker!
Maz: Pussy eater!

Sagimi: Can you two gay shit ever shut up

Maz & Uni: Shut up fucking ass wipe!

Sagimi: Well there's one thing you two can agree on

*Bloooooooooppppppppp*

Maz: *minding his business*

Chase: Hey there~ Can you kiss me so that I can tell my friends I've been kissed by an angel~

Maz: How about instead I burn you with a fucking flamethrower, then rip your arms off and stuff them in a blender then make you drink it, then go tell your friends you met satan himself

Chase: ;^;

*Bleeeeeeeeppppppp*

Uni: *playing with her eye patch*

Chase: You know your an ass right?

Uni: And you know your about to get your hands shoved up your ass in about 2.5 seconds if you don't shut the fuck up right?

Chase: Damn! I was joking!

Uni: And I wasn't

*Bleeeeeeeppppppp*

Kent: Calling people daddy is gross

Leo: Stop kink shaming me!

Kent: Kink shaming is my kink

Leo: *screams*

*Bleeeeeeeppppppp*

Jericho's World (One of my horrible books ;w;)

Maz & Uni: *fighting probably over something stupid*

Jericho: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU TWO DON'T SHUT THE EVER LOVING FUCK UP!!! YOUR BOTH GONNA SHOVE A DILDO IN YOUR ASSES!!

Maz & Uni: *shocked*

*bleeeeeeeppppppp*

Person: Wow your Brazilian!

Sagimi: Yeah?

Person: Say something in Brazilian!

Sagimi: É portugues seu idiota merda

Person: What did you say!

Sagimi: I said "It's portugues you dumb fucking shit"

Person: ;^;

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