Friends Enemy: Hahahah! I have collected all the chaos emeralds shit head! So you can suck my diiiiiiiiiictionary!
Friend: Ha! Not this time bitch!
Friends Enemy: Slap!
Friend: *rUnS* Ha! Your to slow!
Friends Enemy: I'll put dog food on you!
Friend: That's no good
Friends enemy: *sLaPs*
Friend: Ah shi!- *bReAkS aLl BoNeS*
Me: Are you ok?! *****
Friend: *sUdDeNlY oK* Ew don't touch me faggot!
Me: Well what are we gonna do *****!
Friend: I don't know mate! Bitch is using the chaos emeralds and I makes them too SrOnG!
Friends Enemy: haha I have a very powerful!
Me: I have a solution! We'll just use this thing I invented this Morning!
Friend: Lay it on my mah friendo
Me: *hAnDs MiNi GuN*
Friend: wut ._.
Me: Its a mini gun *****!
Friend: mate no
Me: Just use it
Friend: mate please
Me: Aim it!
Friend: I don't want to!
Me: *hOlDs GuN* Do it faggot!
Friend: *ScReAmInG wHiLe ShOoTiNg MiNi GuN*
-Later-
Friend: *lAyInG aWaKe In BeD, hEaRs SoMeThInG oN bEd*
Dead friends Enemy: *hOlDiNg CaN oF dOg FoOd OvEr BeD* I told you I'd put dog food on you!
Friend: *sCrEaMiNg*
