Friend: I don't ship North with anybody
She's a bitch and nobody likes her
Me: c'mon, you gotta admit that North and South are a pretty good couple
Friend: ...
Me: How about East and West
Friend: Please stop
Me: Ooooo I got it...Northeast and Southwest
Friend: Please die
Me: Ok
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