BALDINA got offended by saying that's not the Jedi way. She asked " want to go to your office, B41di slayer982?" Baldi said in a French accent "THAT IS THE JEDI WAY" the kids who didn't get smacked were spared for now [check in part 12] and they started to drive to his office in Baldi's car. BALDINA asked if they should do it in the car Baldi shakes his head. They stopped at Wal-Mart to get CONDOMS, to teach kids to not get STDSSSSSSS. They made it to his office. BALDINA put on extra lipstick, and got oil for baldi. Baldi started to take his clothes off and put on the CONDOM from earlier and said, "READY WHEN YOU ARE BALDINA! UWU OWO" BALDINA no longer sees the buldge, but knows what's behind the buldge, a tiny pp. BALDINA got offended by this "i thought he as HUGE LIKE THE WALL" Baldi replied "size doesn't matter, it's how you do it." BALDINA shook her head in disappointment "WHORE" She stomped away, and started to walk to her mansion. As soon as she left, the principal came in, "No nudity in the halls!". Before Baldi knew it, he was fired. AUTHORS NOTE: BALDI GETS HIS JOB BACK IN PART 3, DONT WORRY UWU.
BONUS: Baldi poo poo pee peed the galaxy away and touched the children in his basement. He later got arrested for holding child porn and sexually harassing a dog.... :)
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A beautiful love story| Baldi x Baldina
FanfictionBaldi decides to take a break from smacking those pesky children..He decides to tell the principle that he's exhausted and needs to relax after smacking over and over again. He takes a trip over to the mall to shop with a pumpkin spice latte. He se...
