Making Clichés With System Goku

Chapter-1:4- The Mafia Boss's Woman (Part-2)

I need to get him a girlfriend,
                                             That is I need to find him a lover,
                                                                                     Then I need a female!

Female, Female, Female, Goku find me a Female!!!

[Umm, What's your sex?]

'Bisexual'

[*sigh* Are you a Female or  a Male?]

'Hey, I'm pretty sure you saw my bust while I was bathing today.'

[...] I'm getting angry with her stupidity now.

[What you need is a Female! And you, Milady, are a Female! Get it?👺🤬😡]

'Goku, Aren't you supposed to be emotionless 😐?'

[...] Oops🙊

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'Wait, Do you mean I should be his girlfriend!'

That was the first time I realised Life.is.a.Bitch

[Well, the mission didn't say you can't be his girlfriend.] That realisation took a while .

...Hate you and if you try that emotionless sarcasm again I'll literally chop your imaginary head off and place it in your imaginary hands, Got it?

[Sorry] She seems offended. How cute!

If Ying Yue heard what the system thought its existence would've most probably been erased into the deep depths of universe.

~After making a plan~

[Milady, Hurry the sadist is returning.]

'Yes Goku, Charms and attraction - Activated !'

[Pffft! Hahahaha] Lol

'I'll never do that again even if I die!'

Mr. sadist: Whatcha scheming bitch? You better not get any wrong thoughts in that head of yours!

Ying Yue: But Mr. sadist, (blushes scarlet red) my head, heart and soul are already filled with you..

Mr. sadist: Huh? ( A blush appears on his face). 'Is this the legendary confession?!!?'

Ying yue: I need to ask you something and I want you to be totally honest with me, it might be awkward with us after this but I have to know how you feel, I have kept this in for a while and its about time I was straight up and just confront you about it. I hope this doesn't ruin the relationship we already have. I just need to know and I can't see any other way to get over this, it just doesn't seem fair on me if i don't get an answer. I want you to tell me truthfully, no matter what it is, I just want your honest opinion...

'Goku I can't go on any longer!'

[Your going great, Milady. Keep it up!]

Mr. sadist: Umm.. what is it? (Blushes harder)

Ying yue: Umm... umm.. do..dodo..

[Yes, that's it, Milady. Ask him "do you want to date me?" Fast! You have already bled so much, you have to rush to the hospital or else you'll die!]

And this was the second time I realised Life.is.a.Bitch.

Ying yue: Do..do.. youKnowTheMuffinMan????!

Mr. sadist: (utterly confused) Huh?

Ying yue: Do you? 'Cause I desperately need a muffin.

[What are you spouting, you Muttt!]

'Huh? Isn't that supposed to be 'Milady' ?'

[Really? That is what you care about right now!]

The sadist now starts reacting.

[Watch out!]

     A bloody kitchen knife then started heading towards me and I was like boo yeah I am dying for the second time and then suddenly, an utterly handsome man appears and says
"I've watched for awhile and this lady over here is too amusing. I can't have a dead body as my new toy over your girlfriend obsession."

Mr. sadist: who the f*ck are you?!?!

Handsome man: Don't worry I got you a slut. Look over there.

[Ding!
Milady, Mission-1 has been fulfilled. Congrats, you've gained 200 points!]

'Hah, finally' I said as I was losing my conscious. The last thing I remembered was the sound of the ambulance and the smirk of a handsome man who seemed like a little kid who found a new toy. He said, "now you're going to be my hostage, my new toy."

This was the third time I realised Life.is.a.Bitch.

[Author: hey guys! Hope you had fun reading the confession. Well, I tried it out on one of my friends wanna see?

Well obviously 🙄 I can't write so much melodrama from my own head so here's the original meme.

Well, thats it guys! Have a nice day booties!]