Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This is a story about Ying Yue
On a Sarcastic adventure with System Goku
oh, and there is even an additional supervisor system whom she is in love with but he is programmed to kill her pretty much any...
It was about time for the other male lead Xiao Li to enter now but there was no trace of him. So Bei Yu and her personal maid servant Zhi Ruo were having tea right now.
The atmosphere was simply too pleasant.
Just like the calm before the storm...
A Certain System: This is the signal, say it!
A Certain Supervisor system who recently got emotions: Yes! I've got this!
And so, the dialogue which is the root source of all misunderstanding was given by the very pitiful Wei Wuxian,
Zhi Ruo (Wei Wuxian): So I heard you had a man in your bed this morning?
Bei Yu: ... '
is this conversation going the way I think it might be?'
Zhi Ruo: And I heard you were so drunk last night that you yourself don't know what you did with that man last night?
Bei Yu: ...
'why do I suddenly feel so guilty? I feel like a husband who got caught by his wife when cheating!'
Zhi Ruo: *a sigh with a pinch of melodrama* Your silence only proves my statement! Goku: That's it! Now with the master dialogue!
Zhi Ruo: HOW CAN YOU CHEAT ON ME YOU SLUT? I HATE YOU!
And well, not to our surprise, Goku's plan succeeded.
And that dialogue had enough emotions to hit Ying Yue with realisation that her darling of a man got emotions...
and so this gave way to a whole evening of 'I'm innocent!' shit.
~Back To The Misunderstandings Part~
The male lead, Xiao Li saw this and as the male lead who loves the heroine,
He was truly stuck.
Whether he will continue to love a lesbian or not.
Whether his feeling will ever be returned or not.
Whether he will actually be able to make her straight again or not.
Whether he will be able to have a future with her or not.
Actually
Not Really.
He was least worried about any of the above.
Xiao Li went straight to Ying Yue aka Bei Yu and said,
"Well didn't expect the heroine to be a lesbian! According to the plot you are supposed to be straight aren't I right?"
Bei Yu : Huh?
Xiao Li : Don't worry I don't follow the plot too. To let you in on a small secret :- I'm gay.
Bei Yu: Huh?
Xiao Li: And do you know who it is? The other male lead, Wang Wei!
Bei Yu: Huh?
While this was heard by the other male lead, Wang Wei... who might be... probably.... 0.0000001% be blushing very hard right now...
(Author: Oh and just to clarify the doubt, Xiao Li might probably be a transmigrator too.
Btw this is the meme of the day, ladies and gentlemen!⬇️
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