*Verse 1*
Oo-ooh-ooh! Rare, Rare, Rare!
Twelve Tales!
Got cancelled,
In favour,
Of an M,
Rated game, yeah!
11pm, partying in the evening
Gotta look cool, going into the pub
Gonna have his glass, gonna have alcohol.
Seeing all the grey squirrels having a blast.
Drinking on and on, the whole game's for adults.
Gotta make it to the phone booth.
Gonna make a call, gonna phone his girlfriend.
*chorus*
Gonna use the baseball bat!
Gonna use the frying pan!
Conker makes his mind up.
Which weapon will he use?
His Fur Day, Fur Day!
That was Conker's Bad Fur Day!
Everybody's gonna call him Mr. Squirrel, Squirrel!
His Fur Day, Fur Day!
That was Conker's Bad Fur Day!
Everybody's gonna call him Mr. Squirrel.
Getting drunk, getting drunk! (Yeah!)
Getting drunk, getting drunk! (Yeah!)
War, War, War, War! (Yeah)
Gonna call him Mr. Squirrel!
*Verse 2*
A weasel just killed Conker's girlfriend
But that didn't stop him from being tough!
War, War, think of the war!
He knows what it is!
This game has 2-player mode
Your friend is by your side (Yay!)
This good game has a remake.
Live and Reloaded!
*repeat chorus*
Gonna use the baseball bat!
Gonna use the frying pan!
Conker makes his mind up.
Which weapon will he use?
His Fur Day, Fur Day!
That was Conker's Bad Fur Day!
Everybody's gonna call him Mr. Squirrel, Squirrel!
His Fur Day, Fur Day!
That was Conker's Bad Fur Day!
Everybody's gonna call him Mr. Squirrel.
Getting drunk, getting drunk! (Yeah!)
Getting drunk, getting drunk! (Yeah!)
War, War, War, War! (Yeah)
Gonna call him Mr. Squirrel!
*Verse 3*
Yesterday was his birthday, birthday.
Today is his bad fur day, fur day.
Bat, Bat, Bat, flying around.
He's flying around.
Gonna fetch villagers for Conkula!
Tomorrow, he'll the king.
But does he...really want it?
We don't want this fur day to end!
*rapping*
Rareware's Nintendo days!
Berri dancing at the strip club!
Greg Grim Reaper hates zombies and cats!
Dino egg, missing table leg.
Peeing on fire-imps!
Greg will now give you some more chances with tails.
And Franky the Pitch Fork's good as new.
It's Conker's Bad Fur Day! Live and reloaded!
Birdy needs Mepsi-Pax! Come on, come on!
*repeat chorus*
His Fur Day, Fur Day!
That was Conker's Bad Fur Day!
Everybody's gonna call him Mr. Squirrel, Squirrel!
His Fur Day, Fur Day!
That was Conker's Bad Fur Day!
Everybody's gonna call him Mr. Squirrel.
Getting drunk, getting drunk! (Yeah!)
Getting drunk, getting drunk! (Yeah!)
War, War, War, War! (Yeah)
Gonna call him Mr. Squirrel!
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Laura's Song Parodies - Volume 5
PoetryVolume 5 features: . A video game version of Blowin' In The Wind by Bob Dylan . A Conker's Bad Fur Day parody of Friday by Rebecca Black . A Powerpuff Girls parody of I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas . A video game parody of I Believe from The...
