Laura's Song Parodies - Volume 5

The Book of Mormon - I Believe (Video Game Parody)

Ever since I was a starter, I loved the NES
And the Atari
The plumber dressed in red released the princess
Ken danced with Barbie

The PlayStation crowd hailed Spyro,
And the graphics were shown in 3D
Newer graphics look realistic
On my Xbox 360

I've always been a little nerdy,
Even with three modern warfares
Vincent was charmed by some cute blonde chick
He climbed high to survive nightmares

Four mascots stuffing people into suits...
What's so scary about that?
I will play as each folk with bravery,
Including one bobcat!
Soon I might catch some new Pokémon
We could both cosplay at Comic Con!

I believe that the hedgehog runs at the speed of light
I believe that a pointy emerald will glow for my sims
And I believe that 50 Cent's vengeance was censored in Australia
I am a gamer!
And a gamer would believe

When battling a street fighter,
You have to be strong in the brawl
Tomorrow, I'll work hard in Minecraft
To build a sturdy wall

There's a friendly young girl who wears a red hat
The young girl's name is Amitie
I could challenge my new rival to a kombat
And end it with a fatality!

I believe that Sly Cooper is a charming dude
I believe that Clank would still help his best buddy Ratchet
And I believe that the hot girl, Juliet will protect her jock boyfriend from the nasty zombies
I am a gamer!
And darn it! And a gamer would believe!
(A gamer would believe!)

I hope that Alice will never forget her Wonderland
And Larry might be with his one true dear
If Jak goes on a quest, Orange Lightning will come too
Let me play some new games every year!

(Beta testers! We have an intruder, who just showed up in the server!)

I believe that Naughty Bear is after you
I believe (I believe!) that Miss Miku loves her career
And I believe that in 1978, white aliens began invading!
(Invading!)

You can be a gamer!
A gamer who would believe!
(The heck is this?!)

Right now, I am holding my controller
So many challenging missions to do
And I feel quite competitive
When I'm playing a game with you

Crash Bandicoot doesn't talk very much
But you will see him defeat a foe
I would guide the young Isaac through the doom
And let his courage grow! (Let his courage grow!)

I believe (I believe!) that Lara is a badass tomb raider
I believe (I believe!) that Nathan Drake is a badass as well
And I believe that poor Conker the Squirrel needs a happy ending with Berri

We could have...a race in F-Zero
And the elf dressed in green is a...hero
You'll be a gamer!
And by gosh! A gamer would believe!

(Would believe, a gamer would believe)
Oh, I believe! (Would believe, a gamer would...)
I believe! (Believe!)