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Gloves Run the World

(to the tune of Beyonce's "Single Ladies")

All the stunning hands! (All the stunning hands!)

All the stunning hands! (All the stunning hands!)

All the stunning hands! (All the stunning hands!)
All the stunning hands!
Now put your mouth up.

Every night I love in my bed,
Lost in a fairytale.
Can you hold my thighs and be my guide?

Shoes filled with balloons cover your skies.
What kinda dream is this?
You could be an amazing key or a hot handbag.
Either way I don't wanna kiss without you.

Gloves, we run this motha (yeah!)
Gloves, we run this motha (yeah!)
Gloves, we run this motha (yeah!)
Gloves, we run this motha (yeah!)
GLOVES!

Yes! So cool right now,
Most incredibly cool.
Oh! So cool. Oh! So cool.
Yes! So cool right now.

All the shoes who are independent,
Throw your neck at me!
All the shoes who makin' money,
Throw your neck at me!
All the shoes who truly feel happy,
Throw your neck at me!

Tonight I'll be your cool torch.
I'm callin' all my gloves.
I know you want my sexy thighs.
Tonight I'll be your cool torch
I'm callin' all my gloves.

Who run the world? Gloves, we run this motha - yeah!
Who run this motha? Gloves, we run this motha - yeah!
Who run the world? Gloves, we run this motha - yeah!

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