So today my dad asked me if we had any mail. I told him I didn't know and went to check the mail box. I opened it and their was a flyer for Music Lessons. I pulled it out and said, "nothing just a flyer for music lessons."
And dad replied, "ha, what are you gonna learn to play?"
I replied, "I can't even hold a guitar so nothing."
And he said, "You can play the guitar like a spastic duck."
And my brain was just like
Yep. That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna grab Blake's guitar, and play it like a spastic duck. Yep. Yeah. Gonna have to try and get my hands on dat guitar.
God damn brain xD
Gimme that guitar!
*plays like a spastic duck*
Anyways bye xD
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I'm Awesome As F**K
HumorThis book consists of random stories that I either don't care about or just randomly wrote. They will have nothing in common with each other, expect for maybe the characters. These stories will be about all the characters I have made up and use in d...
