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(Don't own any pictures used or song)Quick author note: This is short but this is just to test out if people will actually want to read my story. Also keep in mind it's my first fanfic so might not be the best. Thank you!!💖
Harley's P. O. V)
"Hahahaha that was so much fun Mistah J we probably should hurry before Batsy gets here and ruins our fun." I said while running towards the exit."Ye-" Mistah J was cut off by a certain someone.
"Too late I'm already here." Batman said coming out from the shadows of the bank."
"Ah Batsy so nice of you to join our little party but it seems you're a little too late. Sayonara Batsy!" My Puddin' threw a smoke bomb on the floor and we made our escape.
Ah geez I need to work on my cardio I can't last much longer especially with my lil-
"Harls!! Keep up or we're gonna get caught, and we wouldn't want that would we?"
"No Mistah J we wouldn't want that." I replied
"Alright hurry were almost at the alley where we parked the car." He told me. Thank goodness I can't keep running much longer.
*Swoosh* I heard something go past me at look behind me from where the sound come from...Batsy.
"Mistah J we got company!" I warned my beloved Puddin'.
"Ugh quick into this alley way." He told me pointing where to the alley.
Bat-boy found us and before Batman could do anything Mistah J started shooting at him.
*BANG!!* *BANG!*
This isn't gonna end up pretty...Batsy is always getting in me and my Puddin's way.
"Harley!!!" my Puddin' s voice broke my train of thought
"Yes Mistah J, watcha' need?" I asked
"I need you to keep Batsy here...while I ...um... get the car. Do you think you can manage that?" He asked with a devilish grin, and a spark mischief in his emerald green eyes.
"Can do Mistah J, just leave it up to me." After I say that he took off with the money we just stole from the 'Gotham City Bank'. Suddenly a powerful force made impact on my right side, causing poor lil me to go flying across the alleyway way Batsy and I are in. Immediately after I recover from crashing into a wall, I grab my baseball bat that landed next to me when a certain someone sent me flyin'. I took a swing aiming for the left side of his face but he dodged it, I swung my bat again but this time to the right side of his face...and I did it... I managed to again miss Batsy's face! This is so frustrating, why am I so slow today?
(Harley's Baseball bat)"Tired already Harley, your so slow today." He said stating the obvious while dodging every single swing I throw at him.
"Don't you think I know that already! Now stop movin' and let me hit ya already!! I get an idea I threw my bat at him which caught him off guard. I pull out my gun and started shootin' at Batsy. Of course the odds are usually never in my favor though he kicked the gun out of my hands and punched me in my stomach.
(Harley's Gun)
"WAIT!! Batsy please I ... I give up just please stop, I ain't want to fight ya no more." I shouted with tears steaming down my face."What are you up to is this some sort of trap? If it is I hope you know I'm not falling for it." He stated, staring deep into my eyes.
"It's not Batsy please you gotta believe me." I pleaded, literally begging on my knees.
"And what makes you believe I would trust a psychopath like you?" He questioned with his usual monotone voice.
"Sociopath..." I mumble
"What was that?" Batsy looked at me suspiciously
"I said Sociopath,SOCI- O- PATH!! geez why does everyone always get that wrong ?Ugh...It's so annoying."
"Look Harley I don't have all night, what are you planning? Why do you want to surrender so easily?" He has a stern look from what I can tell... then again doesn't he alway.
"Well Batsy ya see its cuz-"
To be continued...
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