Harley has a little surprise she's been hiding from her loving Puddin'... It's a ...BABY!! During an encounter with Batman Harley realizes that she doesn't want her baby to be raised by two of the craziest people in Gotham. So, she asks Batman for...
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Batman's POV
"Well ya see Batsy it's cuz.. I'm ...I'm-" she kept stuttering, the poor thing looked like she wanted to cry.
"You what Harley?" I asked not wanting to waste anymore time, I didn't need the Joker getting too far.
"I'm PREGNANT BATSY!!" And what's worse is that my Puddin' doesn't even know, and frankly I'm not sure I wanna tell him." She broke down crying something in me,made me feel slightly upset for her. Aish why do I have emotions? I'm just gonna play it cool and escape this situation.
"Look Harley that's not something I can help you with, now I need to go capture Joker." I took out my grappling hook and escaped that awkward situation.
Harley's POV
He left oh well what was I expecting from that bat brain anyway... geez what a waste of time. Now to get to my beloved Mistah J. As I get out of the alley way I look around *sigh* of course he didn't wait for me. I walk a bit down the street I start looking for a clothes store it's getting chilly out here I need a jacket ASAP. While glancing around I spot a happy little family, there was a cute little girl maybe around 3-4 years old with her momma and papa. I want something like that, I want my baby to be able to smile and be happy just like that little girl.
"Hey, ho- honey isn't that Har-Har- Harley Quinn?" A woman said with fear clear in her voice.
"Y-yeah that is, we better get out of here fast and hope Batman gets here soon."
I came back to reality when I hear people talking about me, I glance back at the happy little family I was staring at before the precious smiling girl looked horrified at me. WHY? WHY ME?! Why couldn't I be normal just like everybody else?!? I run as fast as my I could.
~TIME SKIP~ (brought to you by Batman)
Finally I reached the hideout that Puddin' and I are staying at. I take a deep breath as I put my pale hand on the doorknob. When I get inside I was about to call out for my Puddin' until...
*SMACK* there was a stinging sensation on my right cheek.
"Where were you Harls? Do you know how long I've been waiting for you?" He shouts at me with a menacing look plastered all over his facial expression.
[ Well I'm sorry you left me in that stupid alley way with bat boy, and never sent anyone to pick me up!!!] I want to scream out what my mind is sayin' right now but I knew that would anger him even more, trust me that wouldn't be any good for anyone so instead...
"I'm so-sorry Mistah J, I pr-promise it won't happen again." Darn why did I have to stutter, Stupid!! Stupid!! Stupid!! I mentally curse myself while Joker goes on and on about how unprofessional I am and how I should be more efficient when taking care of business. Can anyone remind me why I love this Jerk?!?
He stopped... finally silence hehehe "Anyway Harley go change you reek of sweat." He commanded me, pointing his pale index finger towards our room. Just like a parent sending their disobedient child to their room.
"Yes Mistah J, right away." I hurried to the room, I glance at the beautiful purple walls of the room before I head to the bathroom. After about 30 minutes I decide it's finally time to get out of the shower because my tummy started begging for food. I turn the water off and extend my arm out for a towel from the towel rack. After I got dry I changed into something comfy.
Harley's outfit
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