THE BIG TWO OH!! WAHOO!
Ok, enough of that.
Hey, guys!! Before you keep reading this, I dare you to read it in an accent. I know it's weird, but I'm weird! Comment to tell me what accent you read it in!!! PLEASE!!
Ok, I've now posted all of my pre-written chapters, so I'll probably be updating about every two or three days. It depends on how busy I am. (HOW'S YOUR ACCENT)
Anyways, RANDOM FACT OF THE DAY: Did you know that most humans can't breathe fast with their tongue hanging out of their mouth?
Stop that. You look like a dog. XD
I'm sorry, I had to. MOVING ON! Once again, please comment, become a fan, vote!
Boobear xx
Harry POV
"AHHHHH!"
I flew up and nearly wet my trousers at the blood-curdling scream. Dancing lights illuminated the dark room. I blinked multiple times before my eyes adjusted. Frodo was crying out in pain; clutching his bloody four-fingered hand on the screen. Tearing my gaze from the plasma, I surveyed the room to see the lads still passed out and the girls watching the film on the carpet in front of the couch. Zayn seemed to have fallen asleep on Steph, while Niall was lying next to an up-right Finley; his arm secured around her waist. Liam was softly snoring on the couch and Lou Bear was spread out on the chair next to mine.
Each of the boys had wet marks around their crotches. I was about to laugh when I realized an uncomfortable wet, itch in the same area. Frightful of what I was about to see, I slowly glanced down at my own trousers.
They were wet, too.
I didn't know what to do. I mentally face palmed myself for letting my guard down. Running my hand through my curls, I slowly crept to the door.
"Hella, Harry."
I stopped twisting the door handle and turned to see Steph smirking from her spot next to Zayn. I could just barely make out her face, but it looked like she was biting her bottom lip to keep from laughing. I flushed and opened my mouth to tell her off, but someone interrupted me.
Lou had woken up and noticed his accident. I glared at him as he finished slowly clapping. I could tell by his face muscles twitching, he was suppressing a smile.
"Well played, sir. Well played." Lou stopped clapping when he was standing next to me. Steph and Finley tipped an invisible hat in sync. Finley immediately called "Jinx", which causes Steph to stick her tongue out at her. Steph carefully extracted herself from Zayn and propped him against the couch before tip-toeing to us. Finley was trying to remove Niall's iron grip from her waist, but she just couldn't. So, she just sat there and watched.
I tapped my foot impatiently. "So...?" Steph bit her lip harder and screwed her face to keep from laughing.
"So what?" Finley crossed her arms over her chest and began having to bit her own bottom lip.
I gestured to my lower half. "So THIS!" At this, the girls finally burst. Their booming laughter startled the other lads awake. Liam fell off the couch and landed on Zayn's lap and Niall let go of Finley's waist. What seemed like hours later, Steph finished wiping away her tears of laughter. Sniffing, she finally met our blazing glares.
"What? It's a prank?" She rolled her eyes and crossed her arms across her chest. Finley strutted to her spot next to Steph. Niall, Liam, and Zayn had all joined me and Lou next to the door.
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