Meeting 1D In Your PJs Is Not Fun

Legolas Vs. Liam

Steph POV

"They are such a cute couple!" I whispered to Zayn; spying on Fin and Niall as they walked back from the beach. I bumped Zayn's arm and looked up at him. He was scowling. "What's wrong?"

"How come Niall and Finley get to be a couple, and I can't have you?" He reluctantly met my gaze; still scowling. I opened and closed my mouth like a guppie. My mind raced to find a reason.

"W-well, you haven't asked me out and..." I began.

Zayn interrupted me. "Steph, will you go out with me?" He turned those beautiful spheres of melted chocolate and my will-power crumbled. Geez, this boy was brewing a love potion that even Harry Potter couldn't cure.

I stared at him, mouth agape.

"Say yes!" Harry hissed from behind the island counter. I glared at Harry, who had poked his head up and nodded. Two hands shot up as thumbs up.

"Liam! I thought you were better than listening in to a private conversation!" I almost yelled at Liam's hand, which slowly began falling down. A minute of hastened whispering, and Liam was shoving Harry and Louis out of the kitchen and into the game room upstairs. I sighed and turned back to Zayn. He grinned hopefully.

I hoped that this won't break one of our hearts. "Yes."

Zayn whooped and scooped me up into a hug and swung me around. I laughed and planted a kiss on his cheek. He slowly put me down and cupped my cheek. Drawing me closer, his gaze didn't leave my eyes. I wrapped my arms around his neck and allowed myself to be drawn in. Our lips only a breath away...

"OH HELLO! DON'T MIND US!"

Niall chose that moment to open the screen door and loudly advise. Fin slapped his chest, but was stifling her laughter. Trying to not burst, Fin tugged Niall up the stairs to the game room.

Once again, I was denied a kiss. I was gonna kill that girl. The moment passed and I sighed. I saw the same look of annoyance on Zayn's face and I giggled.

"What?" His brow furrowed. I stopped giggling and tried to put on an expression of seriousness. "Don't do that. It doesn't suit your face." Leaning down, he slipped his hand into mine and together, we walked up to the game room.

"Oooooo. Zaynster's got himself a girlfriend!" Harry cooed from his seat on the floor next to Louis when Zayn and I walked in; holding hands. I blushed and leaned against Zayn. He squeezed my hand and let go. I skipped away from him and stopped in front in Finley.

"Moose, I think you left Niall in my room." Finley looked up and flushed at my face. Niall began questioning me, but I shook my head.

"Yeah, I think so, too." She quickly detangled her hand from Naill's grip and followed me to our room. As soon as Fin closed the door, I rounded on her.

"YOU FOUL, LOATHSOME, EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH!" I spat in her face and then huffed. Spinning on my heel, I jumped onto the bed.

Finley gasped and landed next to me on the bed. "You can't quote HP without reason!"

"You ruined both of my almost kisses with Zayn! And right after he asked me out!" I huffed and rolled away from my best friend.

Her jaw dropped. "HE ASKED YOU OUT?! OMG! OMG! OMG!" She fanned her face and almost fangirled. "Skittles, this is so big! How did he do it? What did you say?!"

"Well, he asked me out and I said yes. I'm pretty sure I already said that."

"Don't give me that sass!" It was her turn to huff.

"What else would I give you?" I retorted. She opened her mouth as if to reply, but closed it; glaring at me. I smirked and received a pillow in my face. I gasped and threw the pillow back at her. We ended up having a pillow fight. The boys came in half way through and joined in. We only stopped when I fell off the bed and landed funny on my neck. Nobody noticed until I had gotten up groggily and was stumbling around, fading in and out.

"What happened, Skittles? Had enough?" Fin lifted her pillow threateningly.

I barely lifted my finger and tried to concentrate on Finley's face. "In your...dreams. I landed...funny on my...my neck...and..." I frowned and tried to think. Zayn jumped up from beating the pulp out of Harry and rushed to my side. I smacked his helping hand and shook my head. "I'm fine, now."

I had a sudden idea.

"Ooooooooo! What if we have a film marathon? Like...Lord of the Rings?" I nodded at Finley. We-being the LotR nerds-began yelling the names of our favorite characters. I kept yelling, "GIMLI!" while Finley was screaming about Legolas. Before the boys could protest, I shoved Finley into my closet and we changed into LotR tees. I wore my 'I Heart Dwarves' black tee and Finley was sporting a purple 'I Heart Legolas' tee with an arrow sticking out of the heart when we walked out.

We ran back to the game room, where the lads had set up sleeping bags and stocked up on snacks and drinks. I catapulted onto one of the sleeping bags and almost landed on Liam. I giggled and rolled away to see Fin snuggling with Niall. I was watching Harry search for the discs when Zayn scooted next to me and put his arm around my shoulders. My head immediately leaned onto his shoulder.

Throughout Fellowship of the Ring, Fin and I kept quoting it and even getting up to act out the scenes with the actors. Finally having enough, Louis tackled me while I was pretending to stabbing Fin as the Witch-King. He struggled to place me next to Zayn, who securely wrapped his arms around my waist when I was finally forced down. Harry had shoved Fin next to Niall and came back next to me, muttering. Face cherry red, I began only mouthing the lines.

After Fellowship ended, it was nearly three in the afternoon. I scampered down to the kitchen and fixed a quick lunch for everyone. By the time I got back, Louis and Harry were interrogating Finley under a flashlight. Niall was munching on some snacks, Liam was texting Danielle, and Zayn was napping.

"Oi!" I got everyone's attention-except for Zayn's, who was still sleeping. Lou and Harry blushed and backed away from a guilty looking Finley. Note to self: ask Fin what Lou Bear and Hazza were asking her.

As the boys and Finley attacked the food, I kissed Zayn on the nose and gently shook him awake. He grunted and rolled over. I moved over to his face and gently kissed his lips. That seemed to wake him up, because he deeped the kiss. I reluctantly pulled away and scooted back. I grabbed Harry and pushed him over Zayn.

"Hazza! Don't kiss my boyfriend!"

Zayn's eyes-which had been closed during the kiss-popped open and stared at a shocked Harry. He quickly wiped his lips and tried to clean his tongue, making gagging noises.

Hey! I didn't-!" I quickly stuffed a sandwich into Harry's mouth and turned away. Louis and Liam were looking at me, shocked, and Finley shook her head, smiling.

"I'm just kidding, Zayn. That was me." I tried to smother my smile, while watching Zayn. He looked at me in disbelief. I rolled my eyes and tackled him. My hair hiding our faces, I kissed Zayn on the lips; while he was awake. "Do I look like Harry?" I whispered. He smiled and shook his head. I crinkled my nose and rolled off him.

"Oooooooooooooooooooo." Louis started and everyone followed. Sticking my tongue out, I grabbed 'Two Towers' and popped it into the tray. Soon, the film was blasting and people were back in their spots. I kept making all the boys drink water. We had to stop a couple times because people needed to use the loo.

The film was about an hour in when I realized that all the boys had fallen asleep. Multiple water and soda bottles were scattered around the dark room. I glanced at Fin and she nodded. I slowly got up from under Zayn's arm and went into the hall. I grabbed two bowls of warm water and balanced them until I placed one next to Louis's outstretched hand. I carefully placed it into the bowl. Making sure he didn't move, I placed Niall's hand in the other bowl. I straightened in time to see Finley finishing with Liam. Harry's fist was already floating in his bowl. I got the last bowl and reluctantly placed Zayn's hand in it. He shifted, but didn't remove his palm from the warm water.

I high-fived Finley and resumed watching the film.

Finley nudged my arm about an hour later. I tore my gaze from Frodo and Sam to see Louis's crotch becoming dark with liquid. I glanced at Niall and his trousers were already soaked. It was the same story with all of 1D.

You see, when one has drunk a lot of water and falls asleep and has their hand placed in a bowl of warm water, it makes the body think that it's time to go to the loo.

Yes, we made One Direction pee their pants.