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Random Joke: A guy walks into a bar and says, "OW!" Funny, right?!
Anyways, enjoy this chappie, and such. Vote, comment, fan, ya know. Oh, and BTW: this chappie is still PG... Wattpad just thinks it beez PG-13. Weird, I know. SORRY IT'S SO SHORT! IDK WHY IT'S THAT WAY...
Boobear xx
Niall POV
"...when two, fluffy, grown men are going downhill at a 45 degree angle at 50 miles an hour with no shirts on...we both looked like sexy beaches."
I barely held my laughter from Steph's commentary. She has been quoting movies and books and comedians and even some stuff from our video diary's for the last twenty minutes.
Funnest. Thing. Of. My. Life.
The best thing was that Finley got allllll of it on tape. Poor Steph.
"How long does she do this?" I whispered to Finley.
"She's gonna stop in 5...4...3...2...1..." Amazing. Just as Finley said 1, Steph stopped and began softly snoring.
"That's brilliant." Louis poked Steph's cheek again and closely inspected her closed eyes.
"Yeah, well when you've known someone practically your whole life, you learn some pretty weird stuff about them. Like how she eats rice with a fork." Finley's knees cracked loudly as she stood up and walked to the kitchen. She came back moments later, an Oreo stuffed in her mouth and the whole container in her hand. I gasped and ran up to snag one.
"Wowowowow. Take a step back. Don't nobody move. Freeze. Everyone. What do you think you're doing?" Finley turned away and held the Oreo's out of my reach.
"Because I'm hungry." I impatiently explained and craned for the Oreo's.
"You're always hungry."
"Finley, do you want to die today?" Liam gazed on us with a smug expression.
Finley gazed thoughtfully at Liam and turned to me. She snuck a quick kiss from me. "I wouldn't mind now." She had that cheeky smile that so resembled Harry's.
I stood frozen, lips still puckered. I heard a click and began moving again. Louis was flicking through his phone, snickering.
My phone pinged, a Twitter alert. I checked it and saw a still of duck-face me.
@Louis_Tomlinson
@NiallOfficial new famous face. #duckface
Immediately, a hundred retweets and favourites and comments appeared. Stuff like, "OMG! NIALL'S SO HOT!", "Haha, u guys r so silly", and the most popular: "FOLLOW ME @Louis_Tomlinson!! <3 <3"
I flushed and brought up a new Tweet.
@Louis_Tomlinson u know u like it #duckface
Again, thousands of retweets and favourites. My phone began blowing up with notifications. I looked up to see Lou smirking at his phone. I shut mine off and turned back to Finley, who had almost finished the brand new Oreo's and was now licking the icing off the last one.
Too impatient, I plucked the half eaten Oreo out of her hand and popped it into my mouth. Finley gasped, revealing a black tongue.
"Ewww, that's like my saliva you're eating! That's like you and me making-out." She crinkled her nose and I laughed. She shuddered and walked away to throw the empty box away.
"You wish." Harry skipped out of my reach. I glared at him and got his famous Cheshire grin.
"Whas going on?" Steph yawned, waking up.
"Oh, nothing." I shrugged.
She frowned. "Liar," I thought about it. "Where's Finley?"
"How should I know! I'm not her best friend." Louis playfully sneered.
"I was asleep, you bonehead." She stood up, stretched, and went off to find Finley.
"I am not a bonehead!" Louis yelled after Steph and turned to me. "I'm not a bonehead, right?"
I shook my head, chuckling. "Don't worry. You're only an airhead." I skipped out of the room, running away from Louis.
"No, it's mine!"
"NO, it's MINE!" I found Finley and Steph fighting over something in the kitchen.
"I found it and unlocked it!" Finley shouted and scrambled over the counter top and slid across the floor. She crashed into the couch and flipped over it. Steph sprinted after her and leaped over the couch, tackling Finley. Limbs flailed over the top of the back rest.
I ran over and jumped on top, screaming, "DOG PILE!" I landed on Finley's arm and Steph's leg. Within seconds, Harry had jumped on me and we all rolled off the couch and onto the carpet. Louis landed on top of my leg and Harry's head and Finley's thigh. Zayn crashed into Steph's face and my right arm. My body was squished against Finley-which I didn't mind-but Louis was right on my soft area and Harry wasn't helping anything by slapped Louis playfully. I heard Liam jump right on top of everyone and almost body-surf.
"Whee shod do a Tweck-cm." Harry mumbled through Zayn's quiff.
"WHAT?!" Steph screamed in my ear.
"WE SHOULD DO A TWITCAM!" Harry yelled back and nodded at me. I tried to nod, but I was too squished. A round of "Sure" 's went around and everyone somehow disantagled each other. I brushed my clothes and tried to straighten my tank, but it was stuck. Finley saw my failed attemps, and helped me out by painfully yanking it straight.
I winced a thank-you and followed Louis upstairs to Steph's room, since it was the cleanest, to do the TwitCam.
Not my best ending, but I needed to get it out there. PLEASE, COMMENT!!!!!!! PEEZ!!!!
Sara xxx
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