I Give Up

Chapter 15

After that fiasco. Naruto head home after she gave Gaara his snacks and promised to come back to give him his lunch.

Now, Naruto let a Shadow Clone cook for lunch while she strolled around. Pranking and teasing everyone mildly yet playfully, flashing her adorable and devastating looks that can trample a village, she got away with every single one of them. Gosh, why does she got infected with Kurama's tendency to be playful, ttebayo!?

"Ahhhh....Its almost been forever since I had this fun. Pranking is one of my hobbies as a child, 'ttebayo. I almost forgot how fun it was, for me at least" Naruto smiled as she walked aimlessly and arrived at the playground before she got abducted from behind, tied up, and dragged into an abandoned warehouse.

"...... You guys have no originality" Naruto stated as she was dump on the chair, only for it to gave out since one leg is missing. Naruto was floored with their Stupidity. （■Д■*）

'Gaara? How did they even survive on their first mission if they are this stupid. Even I don't posses that IQ at young age! How did Sunagakure teach their students in Academy!?'

"Not only you are ripping a page from a typical clique television and novels, but you are also incompetent. I mean, who the fuck posses eyes of a blind dog, can't even see that the chair lost a leg. Why don't I shove you here, see if you don't complain" Naruto rambled

"Shut up! You are so annoying..." one of the Fangirl's growled

"Again with the clichés" Naruto sighed

"Think you're so beautiful huh? You bitch?" Another fangir spit

"I know I am beautiful. Gaara was in love at first sight and choose me. Does that prove that I am more beautiful. If you are better than me then he should have choose you, however, Gaara know how to pick a whale from a pond of shrimps. I am just too outstanding and stunning to be left alone without a barrier from this tainted world. It's probably because I am too beautiful to be shared with the world. So there is no need to say 'I think', I don't like it, you should change it into 'Everyone knows'" Naruto said narcissistically, a comical arrows that has 'She's right' struck into the gathering Fangirl's heart [💔<---] making it bleed.

"I said shut up! I can't let you have Gaara! You should step over my dead body before you can have him!" another fangir yelled causing the others to agree

"If I listen to you and stop speaking as well as kill you and step over your dead body..... Wouldn't that make me lose face? I earn my face not lose them, unlike you. You can't even tie a rope properly, are you even Konoichi? How did you even survive the war?" Naruto stood up and dusted herself

"You guys are really Shameless, abducting someone and tried to force a the fiancé to call the marriage off. The left over Bijudama did not create a pit on the landscape, but to the mentality of people as well. How incredible" Naruto said sarcastically

It was not like this was the first time that it happened to her. Even as a child in the academy the Fangirl's kidnapped him and beat him up as threat to leave their 'Sasuke kun' alone. So Naruto is an expert in dealing with this infatuated abyssal pit heads. Once they saw their crush, their mentality goes offline.

Suddenly, the door opened and Matsuri walked in. Naruto then smiled widely before she swiftly took out eye droppers from her sleeves and dropped a few on her eyes. She then dramatically ran towards Matsuri and hid behind her.

"Matsuri chan! You really came! And in time too! Even if I rejected your growing affections on me, you still came ahead before my fiancé does. I still do apologies, I cannot accept you feelings. 8 still love Gaara very much. You won't hate me right? Wu~" Naruto cried

"......." 'This bitch is at it again!?! I am not lesbian you whore!' Matsuri roared in her heart. She really wants to vomit an ocean of blood and drown Naruto with it.

".... What the hell?" 'Matsuri san swings that way?' the Fangirls started inching away from them

"....." 'They are buying it! They are buying it! Now time for my escape. Deal with this mess you little brat. Dare try and intimidate me? Why don't you intimidate Kurama as well, see if you survive! Don't take a yard after giving an inch! Limit yourself!' Naruto shamelessly thought before she sprinted out of there

"......"' They're actually buying it!?!? What the hell!?!' Matsuri panicked

"It's not what you think!" Matsuri said

"Its okay Matsuri san, we understand. It's high time you come out if the closet as well. The truth will set you free" one of the Fangirl's said as the others nodded

"......" 'Where did our sister bonds go!? Blew away in the wind!? You're quick to threw me off board and set course to another direction! This is..... Natsu me you are sowing discord! Unacceptable!
(ﾉಠдಠ)ﾉ︵┻━┻'

"....... You know what, I think I should give Kurama loads of meat for her to eat. She taught me a lot and I used it to deflect these girl. Hahaha! As expected from the Kitsune!" Naruto grinned widely before she head to the Kazekage tower, porpysely dirtying her clothes, messy her hair, crying like she had been wronged and running towards the Kazekage tower.

"Gaara koi! Gaara koi!" Naruto opened the door and dove into Gaara's lap, once again interrupting the meeting inside and porpysely crying louder as she did not close the door.

"You must seek justice for me! I have been wronged! Your supporters does not want me to marry you! Does not want me to be with you! Wu~ Wu~ I did not do anything wrong. I don't want to part from you. Gaara koi, seek justice for me!" Naruto cried in distress

"...... Nar-Natsume. Calm down, calm down. I'll do something about it"Gaara sighed and patted the girl's head. 'Honestly Naruto, stop dragging me into the messy you are creating, you're making my headache worse! This is the battle between women! Leave us men out of it! We did not sign up to participate! Wonder what you've been doing today....' Gaara sighed inwardly but was slightly amused when he could see a hoard of his fangirloutside and on the shadows on the buildings with their binoculars. Naruto out up the act more and wailed loudly

"...." 'Shameless woman! Stop trying to frame us! We're exposing your true colors!' the Fangirls bitterly swallowed the blood that was threatening to be spat out in anger.

"......" 'I am not an idiot! I'll lose face if I fell into your so-so traps! Want to drag me I to the muddy water? I'll pull you in so we can drown together, ttebayo!'