My Sister's boyfriend

Chapter 6: In Which Jimin Is The Worst

Because Hani is one of the brightest, friendliest and nicest people in the world, Yoongi had long ago accepted the fact that all his friends were eventually going to be Hani's friends. While at times that could be inconvenient, for the most part Yoongi didn't mind sharing. Also for some unknown reason - and to Yoongi's continuous surprise - a lot of Hani's friends considered themselves to be Yoongi's friends as well. Between the two of them they had an absurd amount of friends and it's reasons like these that meant sometimes Hani's and Yoongi's house would be overflowing in random mixes of people.

Yoongi is sitting on the living room floor in a circle that consists of about eight people including himself and there are four other people in the kitchen. He has no idea how this happened. He also has no idea why two of the guests, Jackson and Hyojin had felt compelled to bring alcohol, but somehow there is enough in the living room to get an army (no pun intended) drunk. Yoongi himself has his own bottle that he has been working on for over an hour now. He has never really been a heavy drinker and he's not exactly a lightweight and so Yoongi is not feeling particularly drunk.

Jimin, on the other hand, is drunk as shit, and drunk Jimin is a menace. He has been following Yoongi around; clinging to him in an absolutely literal sense, hand on his elbow, tugging at his sleeve, or even hugging him from behind and not letting go for extended amounts of time. It also is not just Yoongi who receives Jimin's persistent affections; Jimin has been just been overly affectionate and clingy in general. This is especially towards Hani and Yoongi, but also Yoongi's friend Hoseok who he has an incredible amount of chemistry with having only met him that night.

To Yoongi however, drunk Jimin is a hazard to his health. For instance the repeated close proximity makes Yoongi's heart want to beat out of his chest and Yoongi is pretty sure he needs to keep to keep it in his chest for living and stuff. But drunk Jimin is relentless. When they had been playing cards, just a few minutes ago, Jimin had spent half the game giggling into Yoongi's lap and now that the game is over Jimin is now playing with Yoongi's face by squishing his cheeks in his hands.

Yoongi pushes him off “Hey, why do you keep bothering me, you annoying kid.”

“Because I love you~” Jimin says giggling, putting his head on Yoongi's shoulder and looking up at him innocently.

“You and everybody else.” Yoongi says, calmly pushing Jimin's away by the head.

“I don't.” Hoseok says and Yoongi gives him a dirty look.

“Do you love me too?” Jimin asks, leaning into Yoongi's space, grinning stupidly. His breath smells like alcohol.

“Yeah, you're alright.” Yoongi replies shaking his head disapprovingly at the rest of the group and Jimin finally leans away pouting. Yoongi pats his back supportively. “No offense Hani but I think you need to put your boyfriend to bed.”

Hani snorts from all the way at the other end of the circle beside Hyojin and Jackson, “No way am I going to deal with that if I don't have to.”

Sehun sighs in annoyance, “Well, you guys, as much as I've loved watching Jimin irritating Yoongi all night, I'd really love to talk about something infinitely more interesting: me, for instance.” he says. Jimin groans, hiding his head in Yoongi's shoulder. Sehun narrows his eyes at him.

“Or we could talk about anything else.” Suggests Hyojin.

“You guys never want to talk about me” Sehun pouts, “It's like you don't recognize a treasure when it's right before your eyes.”

“You guys, that talking treasure looks suspiciously like a noodle.” Yoongi says. Sehun presses his lips together to hide the fact that he's smiling and he jerkily cocks his head to the side, insulted. He hits Hoseok who is beside Yoongi, “Pass it on.” he says. Yoongi turns to look at Hoseok with a daring look in his eye and Hoseok hits him anyway.