I was dressed as a leopard for Halloween and then I went to where the band Kiss was waiting.
"Y'all ready to go to the Halloween Party"?
I asked them.
"Sure". They all said.
Both Catmen thought my costume was super sexy.
I blushed as they both licked my cheek playfully.
"Alright you two, let's get going or we'll be late".
We all walked to the big mansion that a friend of KISS was holding.
"Hey KISS"! "Glad you guys could make it".
Paul and Gene talked to their friend and I wandered over to the refreshments.
I picked up a can of Coke.
A stranger walked up to me in a drunk way.
"Whoa, bum cakes, you look like a stripper".
I was feeling uncomfortable with this stranger.
Fortunately, Vinnie stepped in to protect me.
"She's not interested in dating at this time, so leave her alone".
I was pleased with The Ankh Warrior.
"He's gone, you can go and have fun now".
I hugged him cheerfully and ran off to admire all the cute Halloween decorations.
"That is a piece a really close friend of mine sent to me all the way from China".
KISS's friend told Ace and Peter.
"By god, that's incredible".
"It almost looks like one of the pieces of art that my children painted".
Paul Stanley smiled as he admired the beautiful work of art.
Soon enough, Eric Carr, the Fox, had finished eating some chocolate.
"Ya really love chocolate, Mr, Fox".
Two friendly KISS fans said and they both giggled
"I happen to love chocolate as well".
Ankh Warrior picked up a few pieces of chocolate and popped them in his mouth.
"Delicious..."
He said delightfully while wiping off his mouth.
I smiled while helping Eric Carr clean the chocolate off his mouth.
"Haha, thanks for the help".
He playfully nuzzled my nose and that made me giggle.
Later on, I was listening to the Halloween music that was playing.
Peter noticed that the same guy was trying to flirt with me again.
He went over to Eric Singer and warned him about that.
"He's back".
I fearfully tried to walk away from the mean stranger, but he grabbed my arm.
"Let me go"!
I yelled and tried to pull my arm free.
He held it tighter.
Both Catmen ran up to me and Ankh Warrior pushed the stranger away.
"You little snitch"!
The stranger yelled at Vinnie.
"DONT CALL VINNIE VINCENT A SNITCH"!
I cried and spat at the mean stranger.
Vinnie put a curse on the stranger by summoning hornets to chase the rude man out of the party.
"It's okay, little tiger".
Peter and Eric were standing side by side of me to protect their beautiful kitten.
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Kiss Funny Stories (2)
HumorThis is just a sequel to the other KISS funny stories book I made. More funny stories to tickle your funnybone! 😂