I was sitting in my room reading a book while I waited for the guys to come and get me so we could all go to the museum that just opened.
There was a knock on the door.
I excitedly grabbed my duffel bag with a kitten on the front.
When I got to the door, there was no one there.
"Huh...weird".
Then, a huge leather bag was put over me and I screamed.
Some mean laughter was heard and I tried hard to be brave.
An hour later, I woke up to find myself tied to a chair.
I worked my way to my duffel bag and pulled out my cell phone.
Paul answered it.
"Where are you"?
He asked me in a worried tone.
I told him that a group of men kidnapped me while I was waiting at my house for the band KISS to come and get me.
"WHO KIDNAPPED YOU"?!
Gene's loud voice rang through my ears.
"Shush"! "She could be in even more danger if those men hear us".
The guys told me to remain calm and they would be here as soon as possible to rescue me.
I breathed in a sigh of relief.
I quickly put my phone away and pretended to be tied up again.
The Ankh Warrior was pacing back and forth with worry.
"Where the heck is this place"?
Tommy picked up the box to find any useful information.
"Look...right there".
Vinnie pointed to the location listed on the postage stamp.
"Let's go kick some ass"!
Gene shouted as he ran out the door.
The entire band of KISS from the past and present were all walking down the street to rescue their friend.
I looked up at the ceiling and Paul broke up the window and jumped right through the broken glass.
He quickly untied me and I ran to the Ankh Warrior in tears of joy.
"Ohh my dear friend, I was so worried about you".
He kissed me on the head and hugged me close to him.
I did the same and everyone awed at the adorable moment between the two of us.
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Kiss Funny Stories (2)
HumorThis is just a sequel to the other KISS funny stories book I made. More funny stories to tickle your funnybone! 😂