Emmett's Major

Chapter 1

Let's get it crunk, we gon' have fun Up on  in this dancerieWe got ya open, now ya floatin'So you gots to dance for meDon't need no hateration, hollerationIn this dancerieLet's get it percolatin'

An ebony limb snakes from under a sushi roll of blankets, to smack the snooze button, as pale green numbers flash 6:57 am. Under the blankets a form rises to start the day, that particular form belonging to one Penelope Ava Delaney, or"penny".

( now entering first person)

Yawning, I get up and head to the shower, I start humming bootylicous while washing my hair. Wonder if ty-ty is up yet or is aunt Anika getting the bucket yet I swear that boy will be late for his own wedding with how much he sleeps.

Getting out I put on my trademark sandy-brown pencil skirt and my black wraparound blouse, and my nude red bottom. I head to my car so I can head over to Charlie's for breakfast, god that man is a godsend I remember when I first moved here we met at Sue' s dinner.

( flashbacks😎)

I feel nervous heading into the dinner don't judge me damnit nobody likes being the new girl/boy at all. I take a look around, while heading to my seat, and see there's about maybe four customers if you count the girl at the counter, whoever she is she looks like she needs to laid with how much she's glaring at everything.

I take a seat in a booth next to some old white dude with a mustache, I waited for maybe two minutes when a woman with beautiful russet skin came up to with a smile. "Hi! I'm Sue, Sue Clearwater, you must be the new doctor, I haven't seen you on the reservation before."

"Yeah, is it that obvious?,  I'm Penelope by the way, and I didn't know that this was reservation land, I'm not intruding am I?"   " Oh! Honey no I just love seeing new faces, so what can I get you."  "Good. I'm a meat goddess, so I will have the pack special, a large lemonade, and a (extra cheese) ham & cheese omelet.

Sue throws back her head and laulaughing saying "you'll get along well with Sam and Paul, the eat just about as much as you order".   " Don't you mean twice that amount, I swear to god that every time I see those poor boys there eating their weight in food" Says Old white mustache man.

" I'll have to spend time with them to tell, I never judge a book by its cover, or by a vague description on the back." I say." if you'd like I have a spare room and I could show you around Forks.

My name's Charles Swan, most people call me chief or Charlie." " Well, come to think of it, I would kill for a view of this place, Thanks chief." 

That was fifteen years ago, Now I live in the woods in front of Chief's house, and think of him as an younger brother and Isabella as my niece.