I HAVE A CHILD-

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Yes hello,I know you came here to see my son,so here he is.

Yes hello,I know you came here to see my son,so here he is

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I stole him from Walmart-He was alone on a shelf

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.....I stole him from Walmart-
He was alone on a shelf.
This was weird,but do you know what?
Who cares.
He's mine now-
This was my first robbery-
Wow I'm such a criminal lmao-
Get rekt Walmart,I stole one of your children and slipped under the radar-
Plz don't take him back-
I promise I'll take care of him.-
I'm totally not insane-

Anyone wanna name him-

Kay bye,I hope you have a fantastical day-

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