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So it has been brought to my attention that some of us have still been being idiots.
Fucking yay. I don't swear in front of my family,but might as well If our lives might be on the fucking line.
Life was fucked from the beginning,in my opinion. Survive,that's what it was everyday. We don't need to have that running through our heads all day now,but it seems that we're all doing a team effort form of suicide thing. Suicide pact? The fuck has been happening?
Either way,I'm just saying. Still think of dying sometimes,but I didn't really want to drag the entire world down with me. Also,I'm pretty sure some of you legitimately sane people wouldn't want to die.
So you fools better smarten the fuck up.
JessiWolfHowl has made chapters in presumably all her books talking about this, so you should probably go there if you wanna get a more reliable source.
Anyways,I'mma just repeat a message for y'all here.
Do your motherfucking research. I'll be doing that after this,because It's 1 in the fucking morning,and what the fuck. I don't know much about it yet. You home bois in USA should be worrying the most,is what I've been told. So Ye.
Here's some things you can do,and encourage other people to do to help. (These notes were taken from Jessi's chapter, but I've added a few more I could find)
-convince a parent/guardian or whoever to bring a reusable bag to do grocery shopping or whatever your normally use your plastic bags for (like suffocating children. We could probably end up with less of that if your use a reusable bag)
-recycle water bottles (c'mon! Remember the lessons about recycling you most likely went through in elementary!!!)
-Use discarded metal/non recyclable solid packaging either again or for an art project maybe. (Make cool shit or something. You are now a dragon,and this shit that could bring our world to an end is your hoard)
-ask around your community if there are any local/volunteer trash pick-up sessions
-maaaayyyybbeeee stop motherfreaking littering,the hell? I thought we've all been over this before,but apparently not,if even my school still has the big trash pick-up sessions. Damn.
-get a dish drying towel rather than using paper towels to dry dishes. Same goes for wiping up messes. You'd probably save more money too. It's like the plastic bag thing. You ain't gonna be washing and reusing that paper towel as far as I can tell,fella.
-do your damn research. Wield your ultimate sword of pure KNOWLEDGE to strike fear into the hearts of the dumbasses who can't remember one fucking message even when the motherfucking planet might be at stake.
-Go out onto the street like a motherfreaking street performer to beat your message into the minds of the locals. Or,if you're not into that, spread the message online for all them antisocial fellas.
-Follow these damn notes,fam.
-get energy-efficient light bulbs,fam.
-Unplug your electronics when you ain't using them.
-basically,get and do energy efficient shit,bro.
-drive less. Use your SICK BLADES!*slips on roller skates and slams face first into the concrete*-or use a bike,scooter,skateboard, heelies,unicycle,tricycle,those small toy cars that work like bikes and are meant for children, those 90s Moon shoes,heck maybe even whip out your trusty pogo stick. Make a small Trojan horse as transportation,perhaps. Make a small gladiator carriage thing from the discarded metal we mentioned earlier and get your friends to act as the horses. (God,I hope this is legal,that's be lit)
-Apparently,we should also use less hot water. Eh,I guess I Can do without my boiling Hell showers that remind me of home. Cold showers wake me up more anyways.
-Avoid products with lots of packaging.The less plastic and stuff,the better.
-Recycle more. You can do your research so you can make sure your not fucking shit up by accident.
-Plant a tree. Hell yeah. Nurture a plant child. The trees also help with preventing land slides,my dude.
-Grow your own shit. My mom likes to try growing our own vegetables and fruits so she doesn't have to rely on the grocery store that much too. (It's rare that she asks me to go out and pick them because everyone in my household are complete plebs when it comes to plants,but we're trying our best-)
I suggest you homesicles get your shit together if you wanna live like a normal human. (I'll probably be out of this sweating phase by the time I wake up tomorrow-)
Sincerely, A tired motherfucker.
I hope you all have a fantastical day,and hopefully do for the rest of your life if we do this shit right.
