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↳ IM BILINGUAL NOT BISEXUAL
chan wipes his tears, cuddled next to kevin drunk with a bottle in his hand. "I think my kangaroo in australia died cause I haven't fed it in seven years."
kevin cries with him, "my professors probably hate me because I dropped out of college."
sangyeon who's upside on the couch groans, "nobody loves me because my visuals aren't as great as younghoon's."
"changmin's gonna kill me one day! he'll chop up my body parts and serve it in a stew to you guys!" younghoon cries, "I'm too pretty to die from a giraffe!"
the four boys cry, drunk, tired and emo. woojin was suppose to join in but he immediately stopped after half a bottle of alcohol, he knew his limits but chan didn't know his. so he left them all to be.
"guys.." kevin's eyes then widen, "I think I can't park my car because I'm bisexual. but, I'm also bilingual, is it because my car doesn't understand english."
"you don't even have a car!" younghoon scolds, kevin then starts to cry more.
"I left my car in canada! poor clarissa!"
"carissa." sangyeon mumbles to himself, "what a cute name, I'll name my child's car that."
"guys." chan groans, "I'm bilingual, not bisexual."
"that's a lie, you know more languages so you're bisexual." younghoon says with an empty can in his hand. "I am a pure gay and I'm cheating on my 'boyfriend' with a twink."
"chanhee?"
"no, the next door neighbor. WHO THE FUCK ELSE!"
sangyeon lets a couple tears fall down, "I wish I had someone to love me."
"aren't you and jacob a thing?" chan questions, kevin lets out a gasp.
"do thy ears deceive me, or does thee one that goes by bae jacob is cheating on mwah."
"everyone's cheating on everyone." younghoon points out, "I heard juyeon is gonna get his ass beat by minho because he's stealing jisung."
"oh my god, jisung and juyeon that's everything." chan chuckles, "jisung's hands would fit perfectly with juyeon's."
"what about eric?" sangyeon asks.
"from the little mermaid? he has ariel." chan clears up, but kevin looks at the boy as if he's on crack. "guys, I think I love woojin."
"you said that about jeongin the other day." younghoon tells, "you whore."
"I am not thy whore! whore thy me!"
"I think I lost some brain cells." sangyeon then clutches his head, "the bisexuals have lost their way of speech."
"I am gay!" younghoon screams.
"nobody fucking asked!" kevin yells, throwing a can at the boy's head. "where's jacob, I need a hug!"
"he's cuddling with jeongin."
"OH MY GOD IS IT BECAUSE IM HIGHKEY CHEATING ON HIM WITH JEONGIN."
chan then snorts, whispering. "poly.."
"I DONT WANT TO SHARE!" kevin whines.
sangyeon then mumbles his last words before passing out, "in kevin moon we trust.."
"fuck hets, lets sing hallelujah to the homos in this dorm." younghoon states boldly.
