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'SHIT TALKING' WITH THE ENGLISH LINE
[ UNEDITED VER.]
"felix. what the fuck are you doing?" chan questions, eric and felix are standing in front of a phone recording something in slow motion.
"tik tok." eric answers while they are still recording.
"tik the fuck what?" jacob asks, popping in right next to chan.
"did my ears deceive me or did I hear 'tik tok'." kevin questions, looking at the two younger boys. "if you're gonna make them, please get rich and buy us more food. twenty one boys in one dorm literally screams empty fridge. also, I want a flight back to canada."
"no! we're making them for fun! there's people belly dancing and doing weird things on here. it's quite interesting." eric replies, felix nods.
"if eric and I get famous, we're dumping all of you."
"this is why both of you have no lines." (IM SO SORRY) seungmin says, walking past the scene.
"seungmean! get away from us cause your negative vibes will cause us only trouble!"
"fine then, I'm gonna go find sunwoo because he's my other half. it's like we're team rocket or something." seungmin tells, he's then about to walk off until chan grabs his shoulder pulling him back. "hey! chan!"
"why don't we all talk, you know i just realized it's all the english speakers. am I right?" chan states, they all look around nodding slowly.
"oh~ are we gonna talk shit. that's everything." seungmin asks, eric and felix immediately nod their heads while the older members look at them in disappointment due to their use of language.
"fine if we're gonna spill tea is it true seungmin?" kevin interrogates, "is it true you and hwall went on a date and got COFFEE!"
"look! he wanted me to leave before anyone asked us so blame him." seungmin points out.
"let it go kevin, you got coffee here." jacob states, "but I heard juyeon, jisung and minho are having problems again. juyeon and jisung went out again today."
"THEY DID!" eric shouts, "oh my god I'm in love with a cheater."
"are we not gonna talk about how good minho is handling this?" felix questions, chan nods.
"I know right. last time he held me back from touching jisung. I wonder what he's been doing to stop himself from killing the boy." chan asks himself.
"minho killing juyeon? I'm sure juyeon could slap him and he'd go to outer space or something. have you seen his hands!" kevin says with shock, "sometimes I hate high-fiving him cause he has so much strength.
"okay enough with that. the real question is, does haknyeon have a thing for woojin? I swear there's something fishy going on." chan states, "not that I'm jealous!"
"not that I'm jealous. of course you're jealous, it's so obvious." seungmin mimics, "I thought sunwoo and him had a thing."
"look, to get things clear. nobody in the dorm is dating everyone right? it's just an area filled with homosexual tension right?" kevin questions before continuing, everyone nods. "everyone just admitted their gay, isn't that more relieving.."
"this dorm worries me honestly, also why did our room sign change to i.nsane!" jacob questions a bit too loudly. the younger members shake their heads until chan opens his mouth.
"i.n is jeongin's stage name. I bet it was him, but don't yell at him, scold him or do anything that will make him cry cause I bet you he'll plot all of our murders one by one."
felix nods his head, holding himself as he shivers. "it's true, I've seen a book for it."
"you WHAT!" kevin then grabs onto his hair, scared for dear life wondering what ran through that boy's head. "I hang out with him twenty four-seven."
"yeah..I a bit too much." jacob mutters under his breath, seungmin snorts. "you got something to say rather than make an unnecessary noise!"
"maybe I do, hey kevin do you like jeongin?" seungmin questions, the canadian boy's eye's widen.
"he's illegal?" kevin replies, but seungmin shakes off the comment and shoots him a 'never mind.'
"why are we taking about stupid relationships anyways! why have a boyfriend when you can have a best friend!" eric states, putting his arm around felix's shoulder.
"because with significant others you can actually kiss them, hug them, cuddle with them and do couple things. also it's simple, YOU'RE NOT LONELY!" chan yells, a bit too frustrated.
"abort we got a mad channie. this is when his veins start popping out yet it's slightly hot but we're not gonna talk about it, abort." seungmin quickly tells, "youngers! to the room!"
"where are you going this talk isn't over!" jacob questions before they run off.
"if I say it's over, it's over." seungmin states.
kevin gasps by the younger's was talk. he then whispers, "run, go.."
"eric are you gonna defy me!" jacob questions, crossing his arms. chan then enters the situation as well, with a disappointed look on his face.
"seungmin are you being disrespectful towards one of your elders. and one from a different group from us?!" chan asks with anger in his tone, his gaze is filled with irritation.
kevin's eyes widen and he says an awkward, "welp." as he pops the 'p'. the 00' liners on the other hand slowly scoot over into the hallway to trail back to their room safely. knowing they had only seconds to run and lock their door.
"are you not gonna answer us?" jacob questions as he breaks the silence. eric slowly opens his mouth to reply until jacob shakes his head. "now you're gonna try and talk back!"
"but you wanted us to answer!" eric finally speaks.
"don't give us attitude!" chan shakes his head.
"kevin hyung help us!" seungmin pleads, the meme boy is then stared down by the older boys. he gives out an awkward whistle until he thinks of something.
"well, kev aren't you gonna answer us?"
he then stands up from his seat and takes a hold of jacob's hand. a gummy smile forms on his face, "why don't you calm down and let's go on a walk. only you and I okay?"
jacob's heated self finally calms down, he smiles back at the boy and nods slowly. "o—okay.."
as they walk off, chan shakes his head and gives out a little 'woah'. "wait, what just happened?"
"kevin took jacob out to calm down?.." felix answers hesitantly, not wanting to get yelled at.
chan sighs, "THIS IS WHY I WANT A BOYFRIEND TO BE CUTE LIKE THEM. WE ALL KNOW THEY LIKE EACH OTHER BUT THEY'RE NOT DATING! WHAT IS THIS!"
as chan whines, the three younger boys rush to their room. once their inside and secured, they pant. seungmin then says slowly, "he needs a boyfriend. and asap.."
