You are my one and only sweetheart (kustard)

Meeting each other

(REDS POV) 

Shit, shit, SHIT. I'm going to be late, Boss is going to kill me. "OWW" what was that? " ughh what the hell Ink I told You to put me down slowly, not like that I could have dusted", "sorry Classic" Ink apologized. " what the hell, who are these people, and what are they doing her- wait a minute why do they look like ME" I said. "huh who's there" Classic questioned, " be careful Classic this AU is dangerous, kill or be killed" Ink explained. " yeah alright, see ya later Ink" Classic waved goodbye, " BYE CLASSIC" Ink yelled.

 Oh no I need to hide or he'll kill me, " Hiya buddy, Why are ya hiding from me," Classic asked, " don't ya know how to greet a new friend" " please don't hurt me," I said as I was covering my face. "whoa there buddy I'm not going to hurt you I just wanted to meet ya" Classic said with a worried expression "what do the monsters in this place do to ya, huh, if you're asking me not to hurt ya that's gotta pretty bad" "well if you don't kill then ya consider as a weak monster and monsters will take an advantage of that" I said. I was shocked didn't his boss beat him for being weak or monster try and kill him. 

Thoughts ran throw my mind about how he was here and why, why did he look like me and who is this Ink guy. I snapped out of my thoughts by the guy that looked like me by  waving his hand in front of my face. "can I ask you some questions, please"  I asked, "sure" Classic answered, " first what is your name, second why did you come here, third how long are you going to be here and forth why do you look like me"I questioned him. "kay so my name is Classic the original sans, I don't know why I'm here Ink is making me do this, also I dunno how long I'm staying and I also don't know  about that one to" Classic answered. 

So he doesn't know anything about how long he going to stay here, why he is here and why he looks like me. Great, that was a waste of time, speaking of time I forgot about boss FUCK he is going to kill me. "sorry but I have to go, my boss, is going to kill if I'm not where I am supposed to be BYE" I yelled. 

(CLASSIC POV) 

"Wait can I stay at your- " I was cut by him teleporting away. Great now I'm homeless until Ink comes and gets me. Ugh telling from last time that is going to be a long time. I should try and look for him, after all, he was the first monster to talk to me, I'll go to his house first then Grillbys.

{LE TIME SKIP} (cause I can and I lazy) ALSO STILL CLASSICS POV 

WHAT THE HELL WERE IS HE, shouldn't he be at one of his post or at Grillbys, I almost got killed many times trying to find this guy he didn't even tell me his name. I'm just going to drink my ketchup fuck that guy he is not worth it any way I need to sit down. 

(NOBODY'S POV)

Classic sat down in front of a tree and drank his ketchup, he soon fell into a deep, long sleep not remembering that danger is all around him.  

(CLASSIC POV)

 Where am I and why is it so dark, I can't see anything. Huh, light maybe that's the way out. What why am I back home shouldn't I be in UnderFell, "BROTHER", what was that "SANS THERE YOU ARE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN LAZYBONES" Papyrus yelled. "oh hey bro don't you remember I was on a business trip" I answered concerned about my brother. "WHAT I THOUGHT THAT WAS TOMORROW" my brother answered, "wait what do you mean bro?" I answered. "bro?","hey, why aren't you answering me" I turned around to find only Papyrus' scarf? "PAPYRUS" I cried as tears fell down my face. 

I woke up screaming with tears streaming down my face. I calmed myself down and looked around my surroundings, I wasn't sitting down next to a tree I was in a HOUSE, I was about to start to panic again until I saw that guy from before standing halfway down the stairs with an angry and confused look on his face, " dude what the hell why are u screaming" the guy asked. " where am I and why are am I here and why do i have a collar around my neck" I asked, "well boss found ya sleeping next to a tree and wanted you as a new pet and you were also crying apparently *pfft* and your in my boss' house *pfft*" he said laughing. 

I felt heat run to my checks with an embarrassed look on my face. (also no there is logic in this fanfic kay, just go with it). " well you don't know what I was going through okay and I'm WHAT NOW," I said with panic in my voice, he stopped laughing and opened his mouth to say until a loud raspy voice interrupted him "RED WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, YOU MOTHERFUCKER". A tall skeleton came bursting through the door, he looked like Papyrus but with more scars and had a more intimidating look to his clothing that was red and black. ( edge and the rest of the paps have caps writing) 

I jumped at the sudden entrance and looked over at the skeleton, I was shocked o see the short skeleton shake in fear as the tall skeleton walked over to him. "I TOLD YOU NOT TO LEAVE MY SIDE RETARD" he yelled, "bo-ss I w- thought y-ou sa-id tha-" the small skeleton stuttered. "I SAID NOT TO LEAVE UNTIL I WAS FINISH WITH THE TRAP IDIOT" he yelled as loud as he could, "I HAD TO SPEND AN HOUR LOOKING FOR YOU". The tall skeleton was about to slap the terrified skeleton until he looked at me and walked over, "LOOK RED THE NEW PET IS AWAKE" he screamed, "DONT WORRY I WON'T HURT YOU, that much, IM YOUR NEW OWNER  MY NAMES IS EDGE AND HIS NAME IS RED, YOU FOLLOW ME NOW, WHAT IS YOUR NAME" "uhh my name is Classic and what do you mean by pet and that your my new owner" I asked. "WELL LIKE I  SAID I OWN YOU NOW AND IF YOU DISOBEY ME THAN YOU GET PUNISHED, GOT IT" Edge yelled "okay..." I said worriedly if I was going to see my brother ever again. 

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