"Hello. Welcome to—"
"Cut the crap! I need some serious help today."
"That was so rude of you!"
"Atleast I am not being dumb like you!"
"You fucking prick! Don't take out some bitch's anger on me!"
"Don't call her a bitch, you sl—"
"Don't you dare complete that sentence or else I'll kill you through the phone."
"Look, I really don't like talking to you. Just give me the solution and I'll never call here again."
". . ."
"Tomorrow is her birthday and she invited me. What should I do?"
"I think you should go."
"B—"
"Not alone, obviously. Go with some hot chick."
"Why?"
"Because dumbass, if she gets jealous, then she still likes you and if she doesn't, she never really did."
"This is the first time you giving some good advice. Thank you."
"Your welcome."
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Short StorySeventh in Teen Dialogue Series. •••••••• "Hello! Welcome to Relationship Helpline! How may I help you?" "With relationships, obviously." "Looks like someone just got dumped!" ~ Can you really fall in love with someone who is helping you solve your...
