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"Hello?"
 
 
"Why the fuck are you calling me on my personal number?"
 
 
"It's urgent!"
 
 
"Make it quick."
 
 
"I want to kiss her."
 

"Then do it. Why the hell are you asking my permission for it?!"
 
 
"Because it seems like she is hesitating."
 
 
"Then give her some space, fucker."

  
"But it also seems like she wants to kiss me."
   
 
"First of all, why are you whispering?"
 
 
"Because I don't want her to hear me."
 
 
"And secondly, maybe she does want to kiss you, but because of some past experiences she is hesitating."
 
 
".  .  ."
 
 
"Maybe she's still getting over her breakup. Ever thought of that?"
 
 
"Oh."
 
 
"Dumb fucker. Now stop talking to me and give her some quality time!"
 
 
"Okay, bye—Wait!"
 
 
"What?!"
 
 
"I have my reasons for whispering, but why are you whispering?"
 
 
"Keep your nose in your own business."
 
 
*Beep* *Beep*
 
 
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