🧺🕯️🌹How To Date A Zombie🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️

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As Blaine lays in bed next to Jackie two days later he had his phone in his hands and he was texting Shivani with a smile on his face for the past two days he and Shiv had gone on "normal" dates and "acted" like a "normal" couple which he found somewhat relaxing and now he was "teaching" her "sexting" which he found absolutely adorable he could just imagine her chuckling at their attempts which made him smile "time to look alive baby"  he says to Jackie waking her up he almost smirked as he though of how Shiv disliked being called baby/pet names she gave off that "I killed people for less" vibe whenever someone tried which in truth Blaine could actually believe that she did after all she killed three men in cold blood for trying to touch her much less LOOK at her which he considered quite a turn on.... "so last night is that a service you provide all your clients?"  Blaine hears Jackie ask as she turns to look at him he looks away from his phone and looks the woman in the eyes "what do you think?"  she replies "I think I'm paying you 25 grand a month to keep me in brains so answering your booty call should give me a rebate"  he turns his head with a flat smile on his face and says "oh Jackie I made you a zombie but I would never make you a whore"  then he climbs out of bed and gets dressed.... he carried a blank stare as he and Jackie got pampered Jackie got dyed he got a manicure which brought back memories of his first night with Shiv then a spray tan.... to Blaine's surprise Shivani was the one to deliver today's brains once more.... he heard a knock at the door and realized that they weren't expecting anyone so as he went to answer it he looked ready to kill anyone who was on the otherside of the door that is until he actually opened it and saw the woman he loves smiling face holding the familiar yellow lunch pail out in front of her he smiles and moves out of her way so that she could walk inside and watches her as she heads towards the kitchen and places the lunch pail on the counter "I'll do that!"  he tells her she nods and walks away "don't leave!"  he begs in a low voice gently gripping her arm as she passes him "well I do believe I saw a pool outside and I did bring my bathing suit!"  she tells him he smiles "oh and none for me thanks!"  she teases as she walks towards the bathroom to change making him laugh....

 he heard a knock at the door and realized that they weren't expecting anyone so as he went to answer it he looked ready to kill anyone who was on the otherside of the door that is until he actually opened it and saw the woman he loves smiling fac...

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Blaine did something he's never done before when it came to the two and a half date days that they had he ate the brains of a person who was a roller derby player, a martial arts instructor etc people who could "help" make the dates a little more "interesting" so that HE wouldn't get bored and to his surprise she "played along" with each one they went roller skating, did a trial day Tae Kwon Do class, she even allowed him to paint her in the nude when he ate an artists brain.... he made sure that they were alone during that.... his eyes widen when Shiv comes out of the bathroom in a bikini and he almost ended up with the veggie smoothie he was making all over his shirt as he goes to put the lid on the blender and presses the button a few second before the lid was completely on he hears her softly chuckle and sees her shake her head at him and a smirk slides up the corners of his mouth.... as Blaine walked outside he could tell that Jackie was not happy that he allowed some other girl who was wearing a bathing suit that was much sexier than hers and even looked sexier than she did within it swim in HER pool but he also knew that she wouldn't complain about it he watched the two girls swim together and ignore each other as they did so he saw Shiv smile as he smacked Jackie's ass with the newspaper he was pretending to read once the woman walked out of the pool to lay in her beach chair and "catch some rays" then he got up out of his own chair and walked inside sneaking glances at Shiv who was still in the pool out of the corner of his eye as he walked/strutted inside.... Blaine had realized that Shiv didn't have a towel of her own so he placed his drink and the paper on the counter in the kitchen, walked into the bathroom, picked one out and brought it to her bowing before her at the edge of the pool as he held it out for her to take he forced his eyes not to bulge out of his head as she walked up the pool steps towards him and took the towel out of his hands with careful softness "thank you.... you're lucky I didn't pull you in with me!"  she teases with a smile "that would have been a waste of a perfectly dry towel!"  he remarks she chuckles softly as she wraps the towel around herself then walks inside to get dressed.... "I'll be at the deli if you need me Master Blaine"  Shiv says after she gets dressed and walks out of the bathroom and towards the front door he smiles "alright.... be good!"  she replies "well you're no fun!"  he chuckles and watches her walk out the door with a wave his heart felt like it was being twisted into a Twizzler as he watches her leave but he puts on his best fake smile and stays with Jackie for a few minutes longer so that she doesn't think he was leaving to go "flirt with the help" which he's done plenty of times already not that Jackie needs to know that....

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