"Oh my god! Amber! Connie! What?!" Phil said in an ecstatic whisper as he and Jade reached through the spaces in the bars to each grab one of Ambers hands.
"How on earth did you find us?" Bubbles asked
"I tracked the location of your phone Bubbles" Connie said.
"Oh I forgot I stuck it in my robe pocket!" Bubbles said as she pulled it out.
"Oh do you have any reception?!" Jacinto asked as Bubbles took a look.
"Oh I got a little I can call dispatch but we gotta figure out a way to do it and get everyone out of here without The three of them noticing." Bubbles said
"Oh wow I'm glad we're getting out but I kind of was really hoping to get some spanking from Sheila" James said out of the blue as everyone looked at him weirdly exchanging glances with one another until Jade thought of an idea.
"James you got me an idea that'll help us actually!" Jade said
"Go on" said Jacinto
"So you volunteer to 'die first' and seduce Sheila,Diane and Jenny as a distraction while Connie and Amber pick the locks then Phil and or Connie grab a weapon to knock the three of em out while Bubbles calls" Jade said
"Omg babe you are a genius!" Amber said as they kissed through the cell bars.
"Okay hold on before we all do this I wanna ask Bubbles to make me a promise right here and now" Phil said as he took her hands in his.
"Oh phil you know I'll do anything for you say it and I'll do it" Bubbles said
"If we get out of this hell hole alive. I want us to get married. Hopefully I still have the ring in my jacket pocket was planning on eventually doing this" Phil said as he dug around and found it. "There we go..okay now Bubbles baby if we make it..will you marry me?" Phil asked as Bubbles and everyone gasped.
"Yes Phil Oh yes I will!" Bubbles said as she hugged and kissed him repeatedly after he put the ring on her.
"She said yes!" Phil said happily as everyone quietly cheered as he gave went to give her another kiss until the voices of Sheila,Diane and Jenny interrupted their thoughts so Connie and Amber quickly ran to hide under a table as they walked in.
"Alright who's first" Jenny said as she had a surgical mask over her face along with a gown on in case of a mess.
"I guess I'll go.." James said
"Well well you're making this easier then I thought .." Jenny said as she dragged James out and took him to the table to try and strap him down while Amber and Connie quickly and quietly snuck back to the cage to fiddle with the lock.
"First of all I wanna admit something.." James said he then turned to Sheila and took her hand "Sheila Marie I have loved you the moment Jacinto first introduced me to you.."
"Wait what?" Sheila said kind of shocked but kind of smitten at the same time with him.
"It would be absolutely amazing if I could spend my last minutes on earth having sex with the woman I love while these two watch"
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The Happytime Murders 2 (WINNER Of The Muppets Fanfic Contest 2019)
Mystery / ThrillerTaking place after the gun down of Sandra White and arrest of Jenny Peterson who killed the Happytime Gang. Phil Phillips has his job back as police detective along with his partner Connie Edwards whilst still doing part time as a PI and now dating...
