Diabolik lovers [oneshots, scenarios and crossovers]

Introduction

Hi hi its author san! Just a quick clarification before its even questioned: I've been living here at the Sakamaki mansion with my oc's for about a year now. Although we do see the Mukamis and Tsukinamis occasionally, our main home is here.
The oneshots I do will ether consist of xreaders or xoc's, who are:
Honor Miasami
Harper Miasami
Ashley kuria
Elizabeth Niaski
Rachel Istako
And Miranda Istako

If anyone has an oc they'd want me to do a oneshot with, i'll do my best to honour them.

Honor: Oi, Oi! Author san you spelt Honor wrong! It's not ment to have a 'u' in it!!

Hope (me): Oh for gods sake Honor, that's just how your name is spelt!

Subaru:*coming in* Looks like somebody's a little tsundere today.

Hope (me):*with sudden rage* Tsk! I'm no tsundere! Anyway isn't that a little hypocritical of you Tsunbaru?

Reiji: What's all the shouting back here for...... Oh author san, I didn't realise that you were here again.

Hope (me):*calming down* Oh hi Reiji! But I'd appreciate it if everyone could call me by my name.

Laito:*bounding in like an excited puppy* Please say I heard my little baby bitch in here *noticing me* Baby your back! I missed you so much!*hugs* Did you have fun on your trip?

Hope (me):*suffocating from the tight hug* Yes I did. Thank you Laito kun*smiles*

Honor: *gives Hope the death glare and eyeballs Laito*

Hope(me): Oh dear looks like someone's got a jealous little crush.

Honor: *throws a dozen books at Hopes head*

Hope (me): Dafuq was that for?!

Honor: A word, or rather gesture of warning, woman

Hope (me): Ok then..... Ah yes. I might do some yaoi (boyxboy) and yuri (girlxgirl) if people want some fave ships sailing😄😄

Reiji: I'm fine with that but only if you promise me that you won't ship me with ether him, *gestures to Shu* or him *points at Laito*.

Hope (me): Don't worry Reiji san, I've got something else in mind. Something a little more believable shall we say *turns around and smirks suspiciously*

Laito: *sweats* Oh, well look at that. Hope san didn't you say you needed to stop by your grandmas place when you got back?

Hope (me): What the f**k you talking about? I never....AHHHH! *Laito was already pushing her towards the corridor*

Laito: *whispers* I know where you were going with that baby bitch, and frankly, I'm sure that if you'd continued, you'd land us both in trouble

Hope (me): Wait, did you seriously just hint at how we both feel about each other?! Also, was that a spoiler for my first update?

Laito: Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't. Reader san will just have to wait until you finish and publish it. *winks*

Hope (me): Oh lord. Anyway, this will be it until next update! So until then....

*Mukami and Tsukinamis walk in*

Mukamis and Tsukinamis: Oh dear did we miss much?

Hope (me):*slightly irritated* No you didn't. As I was saying, until then, SAYONARA!!!! *goes off to rant in her room*

Everyone else: Until next time.