Diabolik lovers [oneshots, scenarios and crossovers]

Bandages And All [Azusa x Reader x Dazai]

(A/N: So this is my first crossover oneshot. YAYY! For those that dont know, Dazai is from the anime, bungou stray dogs.)

I stepped out of my apartment all ready for the days events. I made sure to pack all the essencials tipical of a normal day out with my family. As today was the day me and my twin brother, Dazai Osamu, start our new school, (S/N). Although I'm trying to be positive about the whole ordeal, there was a feeling in the back of my mind that was telling me that this was a bad idea. All because of my stupid, almost mumified, suicidal maniac brother.

Dazai had a little obsession over trying to kill himself for pleasure. His different methods always resulted in a new problem that i have to deal with. But today i wasnt going to let anything get in the way.

"Ok Dazai, i want you to promise me that at the end of the day i wont find you hanging from a.... DAZAI OSAMU DONT YOU DARE TOUCH THAT SCAFFOLDING BAR!!!!!"

"Ah~ wasnt gonna sis!" he shot back hastilly.

"Yea. Totally. Now can we please carry on?"

I rolled my eyes and carried on to class, dragging my genius of a brother behind me.

Thankfully, Dazai had insisted on coming up to school early so that if we had any trouble, we wouldnt get in trouble. So no problems time wise. But of course, on the way through the corridors of the school, we heard chatter about us, mainly about dazai. He had that effect on people, he could go from a pain in the butt to senpai material, that id date, in a matter of seconds. So i was used to the constant squeaking of the girls when we go anywhere together. Although sometimes i wonder how different do we actually seem? I mean, we get called a couple multiple times and even, sometimes, husband and wife.

However, the chatter here was all centred around a small group of males. The cluster of girls parted to let the men at the centre out, Dazai and i could get a better look at them now. It  was a group of 4, semingly unrelated men. Their broad shoulders, sparkling eyes and perfect bodies made them the tipical teenage hearthrobs. One in particular caught my attention, the smallest male in the group. He had something different about him, his mixture of purple and green eyes that sparkled in his wake. He had bandages all over his neck and i presumed that they were over his entire body. I felt like this man and dazai would have a lot in common with each other.

As soon as the last of the fangirls had cleared away, knowing they needed to get to class, Dazai grabbed my hand and pulled me to our classroom door.

"Hey Dazai, let go of me!!!"

"No way. Your not leaving my sight today at all, (Y/N)."

He tried pulling me straight in but someone else tapped me on the shoulder. I turned round and the man from before had grabbed me. Now that i saw him up close, he was even more like Dazai than i'd expected him to.

"Hey.... there." his broken down speech zapped me out of my train of thought.

"You two..... are new.... here..... arn't you?" he continued. "I'm Azusa Mukami"

I smiled back, "Hi Azusa, yes we're new here. I'm (Y/N) Osamu and this is my brother, Dazai."

"(Y/N)?.... Cute name."

I blushed slightly at his comment, but dazai's voice snapped me out of the trance.

"Ok, well thanks for making my sister go all doughy eyes but we need to get going."

I whirled around to glare at Dazai who was still grasping my hand.

"Dazai, why did you do that? Don't be rude."

"Its ok miss," we turned around to see another male standing behind Azusa.

"We find quite a few individuals who can sence something with us, being vampires and all." he tried to say the last part under his breath but i heard.

My heart skipped a beat at the word, 'vampire', and i started imagning all different possibilities when i looked up to see the man that had been here before was gone, witch just left Azusa. 

"(Y/N),.... are you.... ok? Sorry about.... my brother,.... ruki,.... he can forget..... he says... stuff like that.... out loud."

"Yes. Im just a little confused about all that just happened."

a few months later

Azusa had explained his past and had  earned my trust as my boyfriend. Of course, Dazai took longer to warm up to him. With me spending more time at the Mukami mansion with Azusa than with him, and more frequent dates.

After learning of how my brother felt, i took it upon myself to spend time with them both equally. I love them both 'bandages and all'

Behind the scenes

Elizabeth: Ahh~ Hope, why is your room filled with tributes to multiple anime boys?

Hope(me): Wait!!!! Elizabeth, its not what it seems!!!

Elizabeth: Are you sure? Cause ive seen a drawing in your room of you with Dazai and Chuuya.

Hope(me): Shit, well thats me done in.

Elizabeth: its ok, *pats my head* it could've happen to any one of us.

(A/N: Thats my life now people. Chuuya's also from bungou stray dogs)