You ever seen Splatoon weapon "improvements"?
The Internet has been busy. And certain weapons have been... "improved".
Roleplay here at the risk of your characters' and your own sanity.
RULES:
- All weapons that have "improvements" must ALWAYS be in their "improved" state. No exceptions. The list of all weapons that have "changed" are below.
- Improvements will get in the way of the battle. YES THEY WILL.
- Credit for these improvements go to Failboat, mostly, with his Splatoon/DededeShopping series where he "improves" weapons.
- If NOBODY on your team is affected by the changes below, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE IN A TURF WAR IN THIS SECTION. You can, however, spectate/judge.
Improved Weapons (and improvements):
- Sploosh-O-Matic: Now has a disproportionately bigger ink tank and two extra nozzles! They come out of each other, with the smaller leading into the bigger leading into the biggest, kinda like a Christmas tree.
- Slosher: Now has a evil-looking Woomy peering out the rim of the bucket!
- Luna Blaster: Instead of the tiny orb on either end of the antennae... there are literal moons attached.
- Undercover Brella: Now has James Bond attached to it at all times. It's under his arm.
- Dynamo Roller: I have no words, other than "the roller part has been squished into a worm-like shape and there are three of them attached to the main body.
- Burst Bombs: They're just rocks.
- Hydra Splatling: They're too slow! We'll fix that by adding Sonic The Hedgehog's legs.
- Octobrush: Now the "brush" part has multiplied and is essentially a giant fan. The handle is now another brush as well so it's two-sided.
- Splat Dualies: You know, the Dualies are cool. But now they're cooler. We attached King Dedede's face onto the nozzles.
- Fizzy Bomb: It's just a can of Cola now.
- Inkbrush: Instead of a brush, it now has female Octoling faces as bristles.
- Any Bomb Launcher: Now it's a Rock Launcher. NO questions asked.
- E-Liter (any version): Now has SIX ink tanks attached instead of one. And instead of one firing hole... it has ten, all jutting out from the main body in different directions. Literally unkillable.
- Tenta Brella: Is now part of a wall. It's there forever.
- Carbon Roller: You know what would improve the Carbon Roller? THREE KNIVES ATTACHED TO IT. Note: cannot actually roll as the knives get in the way. (Conductor would approve.)
- Rapid Blaster Pro: Is now the Rapid Blaster Pro Pro Pro Pro Pro Pro Pro Pro Pro Pro Pro. The slightly longer nozzle is now 1.6 meters long. The changes should be obvious.
Have fun. Don't lose your sanity. I worry for mine as well.
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