Do You Love Me to the Stars? Warriors Dating show (part of the 3 clans books)

Episode 3 - Brokenclaw gets to try out his new toy

**Thanks to Shade754 for roleplaying as Blackheart when I planned this, and for letting me incorporate her characters Shadowstorm and Silverstar!**

A/N: 11.5.2020 Just going to say this but this series is not canon, and this episode is the most not canon out of all the episodes. Shadowstorm will not appear in future episodes, and Blackheart's family is not from another group of clans. I'm thinking of re-writing this episode.

Cats padded into an auditorium. Each took a seat, excited for the new episode. The lights turned off, and then lights shone on the stage. A ginger she-cat bounded onto the stage, purring happily.

"Hello and welcome to Do You Love Me to the Stars?. I am your host, Orangeblossom, and I still don't have a mate or kits! Raccoonmask better up his game and propose to me soon! Anyway, Stonestripe and Shimmerleaf had a great date. Stonestripe taught Shimmerleaf how to swim, and they had hours of fun at the waterpark. So, today we will be introducing Fleetwish, a StumpClan she-cat, sister of Shimmerleaf. Come on up here!"

The audience clapped as a light brown and silver blur sped onto the stage.

"For one thing, I am NOT known as Shimmerleaf's sister." The blur mewed as she plonked herself down on her seat. "And for another thing, I'm not addressed as 'from StumpClan'. Most cats already know."

"Okay, okay." Orangeblossom mewed. "Now, the three cats, the toms of the day, are Blackheart, deputy of GloomClan, Flashstreak and Hawkbone!"

The three toms padded onto the stage. Blackheart plonked himself down in the middle seat. Flashstreak settled into the chair closest to Fleetwish. Hawkbone sat down in the end seat, glaring at the crowd.

"I should be out collecting tickets." The grumpy tom grumbled.

Orangeblossom smiled. "Cheer up, grumpy grouse. Iceheart did just fine. You helped him at the start, and now the doors are closed. Anyway, let's start the show. Take it away Fleewish!"

Fleetwish flicked her tail. "Thank you, Orangeblossom. The place that the date will be at is Stump a la Mode, brought to you by The Stumps are Tables & co."

Flashstreak licked his lips. "I've heard of that place! The soup is SO good!"

Fleetwish nodded. "Okay, so the first question is, what is your favourite ice cream flavour?"

"Hawk flavour, with bone chips." Hawkbone licked his lips. "Maybe that's how I got my name."

"I like Mouse Mousse." Flashstreak purred.

"I love Shrewberry!" Blackheart meowed.

"Oh, I LOVE that flavour!" Fleetwish gushed. "Oakfur, give a point to Blackheart. Wait, give him two points."

"It's great to be here." Blackheart flashed a smile at the audience.

Hawkbone growled from the back of his throat.

Blackheart ignored the angry tom and blinked his staring green eyes. "OKAY!!! Hit me with your next question!"

"Hmmm." Fleetwish thought for a moment.

"Imma single." Blackheart winked at the crowd.

"I love you Blackheart!" A she-cat yelled from the crowd.

"Uh, thanks Nightwing." Blackheart replied.

Shadowstorm waved from the crowd. "Hi Blacky!"

Blackheart winked. "Next question please."

"Where would you take me on a date?" Fleetwish purred.

"Uhh, Brightheart's Home of Love." Blackheart meowed. "And we'd take a moonlight stroll, and then I would take you to my den to sleep."