APHORISMS
Marriage is women's revenge for previous failed love affairs.
A husband's primary duty is to absorb all his wife's negative energy that resulted from her previous love affairs.
Yes, marriage is a way out...for women.
There are more and more hot girls. That's due to global warming.
Children are a side effect of love making.
Gods are immortal, until they meet Goddesses.
Whether to make war or a baby, there must be two of us.
Ancient Roman civilization disappeared, due to a lack of Facebook friend's support.
The king has just signed his donor card...his followers have a chance to become part of the royal family.
Aphorism is like a pill - unpleasantly bitter at first with a positive effect later.
When life is a lottery, poverty is a dominant destiny.
Journalists and PRs are usually failed writers.
Public relations departments exist, because CEOs are illiterate.
If the Internet had been in ancient Greece, then Plato would have been a blogger.
We don't mind braindrain. Frankly, we don't even need brains.
Aphorism is a piece of wisdom that we desperately do not need at all.
The value of morals has stabilized at the zero point for a long time. Therefore, honest people must file bankruptcy.
We see the guy on the bow, but we cannot see the one on the stern; he just determines direction.
New media accompanied with traditional media are perfect brainwash machines.
Globalism makes many local idiots into global superstars.
The Bootlicker Army is the most powerful force on the planet.
Even in a free market economy, bootlicking is more profitable than working.
The world would be much better, if just one bootlicker in a million joined the independent thinkers.
Our police are very literate. They spend ample time interpreting forbidden books.
The main difference between a politician and an ordinary man is that the politician cashes in his patriotism.
Goldfish have disappeared, due to sharks.
I'd give excessive freedom in exchange for some food.
Don't blame software engineers for computer generated history.
People in my country are very sensitive. They cry too much, due to tear gas.
No, I don't want to fight for devil's rights.
There is no use in being a goldfish among sharks.
Unfortunately, people are badly affected only by empty pockets, not by their empty brains.
Negotiations are a matter of democracy; therefore, humans must talk to devils.
Angels and devils are in the Government cabinet. God is opposition. Humans are not even represented in Parliament.
Don't worry, the devil is an equal opportunity employer.
