Germany X Reader (Hetalia)

Y/N Are You Drunk?

This was requested by Viochilly I hope you enjoy!

One night your friend decided to invite you over to there house, so you asked your boyfriend Germany to drop you off.

"I'll let you know when to pick me up okay?"

You asked Germany before closing the car door.

"Okay, see you later."

You gave him a quick peck on the lips and walked to the front door of your friend's house.

Germany smiled at you and drove away.

***

A few hours passed and it started to get late.

He wondered if you were ever gonna call him or text him to come and get you.

He had sent you a few texts about an hour ago, but you never replied.

Then out of nowhere his phone started ringing, which startled him a bit.

He looked at his phone and saw that it wasn't you, it was Italy.

"Italy??"

He questioned to himself, but he answered it anyway.

"Ja hallo Italy."

"Germany! Why are you no drinking with us?!"

"Where are you Italy?"

"Why I'm at Y/N's friend's house! So much fun over here!"

Germany was confused.

"Who invited you?"

"Y/N of course! She got a bit tipsy from alcohol then called me over! So I bought some wine and we all got more tipsy! Ve!~~"

Germany growled.

"Italy!!!!"

Germany knew that if you had just one sip of alcohol, you'd be flying to the moon.

"I'm coming over, don't do anything stupid!"

He hung up, grabbed his car keys and drove to your friend's house to get you.

***

"Germany! That was creepy fast!"

Italy walked over to Germany-slightly stumbling-in the drive way, holding a bottle of wine.

"What have you done Italy?"

"Ve~ Nothing~"

He sounded even more drunk than he already sounded over the phone.

Germany dragged Italy back inside where he could here loud music, and went to find you.

To his surprise he found you dancing on the table with your friend, while a bunch of your other friends threw a bunch of tissues at the both of you, probably pretending it was money.

He knew you were hanging out, but he had no idea it was gonna somehow turn into a crazy party.

"Come on Y/N, time to go home!"

Germany yelled over the music.

"Oh hiiiii~~~...."

Germany quickly caught you after you basically walked off the table, probably forgetting you were even on a table in the first place.

"Baiii guyssss~~~~"

You said while aimlessly waving your arm around.

***

"Y/N are you drunk?"

Germany asked you, although he already knew the answer.

"Mmmmm.... noooo~"

You were laying on the couch like a potato sack with a grin on your face.

Germany just sat at the other end of the couch.

"Are you sure?"

He asked you.

"Maybe I had...... mmmmm 9~~??"

You giggled.

Germany had to admit, you acted pretty cute when you were drunk.

You sat up right and crawled over to him.

"Why didn't you come Germany??~"

Germany chuckled.

"I didn't know it was gonna be a crazy party."

"Shhhh~..."

You hushed him and went to place your finger on his lips, but you placed it on his cheek instead.

"Lemme me kiss youuu~ And I'll forgive you for not coming~~~.."

You slowly leaned in to capture his lips, but instead your head fell onto his shoulder and you fell asleep.

Germany chuckled.

"Cutie."

He gently lifted you up and carried you bridal style to the bedroom.

He placed you onto the bed and pulled the covers over you.

He crawled into bed with you and gently kissed your forehead.

"Goodnight liebling~"

BONUS:

You awoke the next morning with a headache, but you managed to get rid of it rather quickly.

You lay in bed while Germany sat on the bed with his legs over the side.

"I did what?!"

You yelled.

"Yes, you were on the table, dancing, while your friends threw tissues at you."

You blushed from embarrassment.

"And you saw..?" You asked.

Germany chuckled.

"Yes, and you were very cute~"

You blushed darker and pulled the covers over your head.

"God dammit...!"

"You also walked off the table when you saw me. But I caught you before you could fall."

You buried yourself deeper into the covers.

"What the hell! One minute we're playing monopoly, the next we're pretending we're at a strip club!"

Germany gently pulled the covers off of you, despite your demands to not look at your face.

He smiled.

"Its okay, I do crazy things too."

You pouted, but nonetheless you scooted closer to him and hugged his waist as he was still sitting up.

He smiled down at you and gently stroked your head.

"Thanks Germany..."

K this was weird but funny at the same time, cuz I can imagine me and my friends doing that shit if we were to ever drink when we're older.(^_^') Anways hope you enjoyed. Bai~