I'll call you a cunt, but you don't have the depth, or the warmth
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I'll give a fuck, but I gave it to your mom last night.
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I'll love to insult you, but I'm afraid that nature would do better than me.
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Your picture looks like one of my drawings that I did with my foot.
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I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.
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I wish we were better strangers.
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There can be doubt someone ruined a perfectly good Anus when they put teeth in your mouth (I personally love this)
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Last one!
You are so ugly that if a cannibal saw you he would order the salad instead
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