Bully: You know, you are what you eat.
Fat Boy: Oh, that's why you're such a dick.
OOOH YEAH!
So I went to macs and I saw this fat girl bullying a mentally disabled girl. I walked up to her and said-
Me: You know that could happen to any of us right?
Girl: Well God gave me a mouth to speak so I'm going to use it.
Me: Yeah God gave you a mouth to eat but I guess you abused that privilege.
Girl: -speechless-
Me: Wipe that ketchup off your chin.
Girl: -wipes chin-
Me: No, your other chin.
Bully: Hey fatass, why are you so fat?
Fat kid: Cos whenever I fuck your mama she gives me a cookie
Person: You should really maintain your weight.
Person2: Be careful, I ate the last person who commented on my weight. *glares*
"You're really fat, you know that?"
Congratulations on achieving your degree in Master of the Obvious.
/All the better to sit on you my dear.
Uhh I'll update soon these are the ones that I found which are funny :P I'll add more I promise!
(Ps I have written 3rd chapter of my book. Will publish when 5th chapter is written)
