~Timeskip, after 8 years~
Light : Hey L.
L : Mmm? What is it Light?
Light : I'm just a little bit curious 'bout something on you.
L : You're always curious to know my real name anyways, nothing new.
Light : Cut it out! It's not like that.
L : Then tell me what it is.
Light : I think you've never shown your human side...you're always-
L : So what do you want me to do? Hug you?
Light : Why did you came up with that?!?
L : How did I really came up with that? Well I was thinking those same thoughts towards you regarding of how did you came up with my human side...
Light : *sighs* It's just....you're not acting like a human at all.
L : Basically you're thinking that I'm from a different planet? Or maybe a vampire?
Light : You're like an animal.
L : What are you trying to imply Light?
Light : Like a panda....yeah right! You're like a panda.
L : Heh?
Light : Your features reminds me of a panda, especially your eyebags that's it.
L : Pandas are cute, therefore I'm cute.
Light : If that's what you believe then, I can't stop you from that.
L : Is that the only reason regards to why I'm not acting like every humans because I look like a panda?
Light : When I mean that, I'm trying to say that you're not showing any emotions or affection towards anyone.
L : *smirked* You didn't know anything about me either.
Light : Whatever.
L : Go back to work.
Light : *he noticed something under those messy compiled files, until he saw a picture and stole it* Is this Watari and-
L : *stole it quickly* Light's percentage of being Kira raised to 10%
Light : WHAT?! WHY SO SUDDEN-
L : You're simply trying to find a way to unveil my identity.
Light : But I just found it like-
L : Raised to 11%
Light : UGH! Don't play with me L!
L : I'm not even in the mood to play with you.
Light : You keep raising the percentage of me being Kira whenever you get the chance-
L : Shut your mouth and work.
Light : *rolled his eyes* I would not shut my mouth until you tell me what really it is.
L : It's my privacy, Light.
Light : *crossed his arms* Uh yeah it's your "privacy" and on the other hand you roughly invaded mine.
L : That's not a reasonable excuse. As well you're a suspect so automatically it's necessary for me to do so.
Light : I'm not Kira so it's unnecessary.
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My Dearest Father (Death Note Oneshot Fanfic)
FanfictionA 16 year old L visited Watari to celebrate his birthday. Highest ranking: #1 in Wammy (My old username used to be quelaire, I'm not going to change the book cover because it gives me the nostalgia when I was obsessed with Death Note.)